Spooky Files: Prepare to have your BONES rattled. (SKELLO=SHAKEN) (Wikileaks)

[KuriousKatKommittee]

Get over the fact that you have a skeleton inside you (facts don't care about your skeleton's feelings) but did you know that skeletons harbor a LIVING thing that CONTROLS the skeletons? A gooey, slimy megaslug-looking ass motherfucker that makes the skeleton do whatever the weird slimy parasite wants? I know, I know, sounds insane but hear me out.

CIA performed hundreds and hundreds of skelington autopsies in their not-so-secret Area 51 army base which I hacked (with a little help from JulI2n AssR1ange, Chelsea MannI1ng, and Discord psyop trannies) with an ancient hackerman technique (user: admin; pass: 1234) when they were on their neo-vagina dilatation break. Here it is; feast your eyes on the proof: Secret CIA blueprint documents (110% real) that CONFIRM this:

[KuriousKatKommittee]

Just look at IT! Holy fuck, IT glows even!! In the dark!!! #whoa