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    "There's no such thing as bad publicity."
    — Todd Howard (pbuh).
    So,
    On one hand, video gay companies don't like it when Eastern European and Chinese niggas crack their buggy incomplete abortions VG companies unashamedly call "finished gaymes" (only for $60; preorder now) and release them for the entire world to see what does the word "greed" really mean.

    Then you see them clown-ass motherfuckers get on their cute little minstrel show stage called E3 -- paid actors sitting in the audience clapping on cue to any jive ass shit that is said, showing you some CGI clips of products coming soon (in 5 years lel) -- and then the waiter in a clown suit comes and gives you the punchline:

    @ 16:10



    Lmfao. It's like as if these corporate presentations serve no other purpose than always pre-stir a new controversy ("Bad publicity is still publicity." - Toddyas T. Howardum ) and they do this EVERY time. They know they make some tweaks to it (sold as epic dank™ loot crate DLC only for $20) down the road then whip it out like SuperSayianSchlong and slap your face with it and they know you love it, paypig. Or, like a bully who takes your collectors' edition Sonic the edgehog (blue arms) china plate, throws it on the floor, lets the autists simmer with rage for an entire year before the bully produces a spare Sonic plate from their trenchcoat, inferior knockoff from China but usable for one good use, and says "See? The plate's all good. Now gimme your lunch money, nerd. Bitch better have my money." Rinse and repeat.

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    Arrow ". . . and the 2019 Comedy Gold Award goes to Bethesda."

    Comedy gold from beginning to end. (URL link.)




    Can't get enough of this year's Bethesda's dumpster fire. It's something else.

    Good Todd really outdid himself this time by staging this experimental avant-garde theater show (first row mini-Broadway) inspired by his non playable character engine (Sample: @ 36:00) as they finally embraced the hate Bethesda gets in a playful, subtly self-deprecating manner. Likely this is their last performance before their inevitable bankruptcy but, my God, you have to give them mad props for choosing to leave the business with a theatrical bang.

    But, uh oh, not everyone is a good actor or a socially passable sociopath. Some niggas know what Evil Todd did was wrong. Take this landwhale for instance (@ 36:38); look at how ashamed he looks talking to those people, wearing 3 hoodies, sweating like a pig about to be slaughtered, his eyes constantly shifting downward in a submissive manner because he knows what Evil Todd did but can't say anything or he ends up like @ 1:04:55 (Top 10 most horrific domestic abuse cases). Poor guy.

    @ 18:46, @ 19:01, @ 23:23, @ 36:22 to 24
    Notice the niggas behind the first row: Bored, disinterested, nervous, agitated faces (wouldn't be surprised if everyone in the auditorium was held hostage by Lying Todd's first row evil NPC spawn lmfao). Beside Lying Todd's spawn, the room atmosphere is lukewarm and indifferent at best.

    The only genuine audience reaction moments:
    @ 19:05 "Yes, sir"
    @ 37:46 to 49 reaction to @ 37:42's minion's interjection (top 10 anime satires)
    Compare to
    @ 23:32 (hahahaha)

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