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So,"There's no such thing as bad publicity."
— Todd Howard (pbuh).
On one hand, video gay companies don't like it when Eastern European and Chinese niggas crack their buggy incomplete abortions VG companies unashamedly call "finished gaymes" (only for $60; preorder now) and release them for the entire world to see what does the word "greed" really mean.
Then you see them clown-ass motherfuckers get on their cute little minstrel show stage called E3 -- paid actors sitting in the audience clapping on cue to any jive ass shit that is said, showing you some CGI clips of products coming soon (in 5 years lel) -- and then the waiter in a clown suit comes and gives you the punchline:
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Lmfao. It's like as if these corporate presentations serve no other purpose than always pre-stir a new controversy ("Bad publicity is still publicity." - Toddyas T. Howardum ) and they do this EVERY time. They know they make some tweaks to it (sold as epic dank™ loot crate DLC only for $20) down the road then whip it out like SuperSayianSchlong and slap your face with it and they know you love it, paypig. Or, like a bully who takes your collectors' edition Sonic the edgehog (blue arms) china plate, throws it on the floor, lets the autists simmer with rage for an entire year before the bully produces a spare Sonic plate from their trenchcoat, inferior knockoff from China but usable for one good use, and says "See? The plate's all good. Now gimme your lunch money, nerd. Bitch better have my money." Rinse and repeat.
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