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    Arrow BAD [black american disco] music (Part 1: Bygone Bangers, Peculiar Punks, Freakish Flow)

    SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Prehistoric bangers be slapping so hard they practically punching your grandma's liver out of her earhole and make it bust a sick move tonite on the dancefloor (your mom's living room) lol.

    Techx Specx for Nerdx
    • The instruments are ALL acoustic (100% REAL instruments).
    • The vocals are ALL authentic (genuine 100% human voices #wow).
    • The food musicians ate before making these tracks is ALL organic.
    • To make these basslines it took a gaming laptop the size of Empire State Building.
    • To make these melodies it took a baseball stadium filled with only the finest philharmonic niggas.
    • Bold font denotes best tracks.
    • All YouTube links.
    • This list was compiled by Binaural Obscure Orchestra Treasuring Yids.

    - 1 - Sellout Side -

    1. Phreek - Weekend (12" Version)
    2. Lorraine Johnson - Feed The Flame
    3. Peter Brown - Without Love / Burning Love Breakdown
    4. Black Ivory - Mainline (12" Version)
    5. Diana Ross - No One Gets The Prize
    6. Janice McClain - Smack Dab In The Middle
    7. Rainbow Brown - Till You Surrender
    8. First Choice - Let No Man Put Asunder (Original Version)
    9. The SALSOUL ORCHESTRA - How High
    10. The Salsoul Orchestra - It's Good For The Soul
    11. The Salsoul Orchestra - Nice 'N' Naasty
    12. Musique - Keep On Jumpin' (Original Version)

    - 2 - Alternative Assholes -

    1. Geraldine Hunt - Can't Fake The Feeling
    2. Frisky - Burn Me Up (With Your Love)
    3. Glory - Can You Guess What Groove This is?
    4. Linda Clifford - Runaway Love
    5. Snuky Tate - He's The Groove (Fun fact: This brotha's a punk rocker, no lie.)
    6. Deekay Jones – New York New York
    7. Lizzy Mercier Descloux - Wawa
    8. Dinosaur - Kiss Me Again
    9. Taana Gardner - When You Touch Me (*)
    10. Loose Joints - Tell You (Today)
    11. Aural Exciters - Spooks In Space
    12. Sun Ra - Where Pathways Meet

    - 3 - Blackout Borough -

    1. The Trammps - The Night The Lights Went Out (Unreleased Remix)
    2. Philadelphia International All Stars - Let's Clean Up The Ghetto
    3. O'JAYS - FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY
    4. Double Exposure - Everyman (Has To Carry His Own Weight)
    5. Creative Source - You Can't Hide Love
    6. Cymande - Brothers On The Slide
    7. Curtis Mayfield - Diamond in the Back
    8. Isaac Hayes - Theme From Shaft
    9. THE ESCORTS - Disrespect Can Wreck
    10. Zack Sanders & the N.Y. Jailhouse Ensemble - Something Funny Goin' On (starts @15:32)
    11. Lamont Dozier - Going Back To My Roots

    - 4 - Wrapping This Shit Up -
    "But we Americans gettin sick and tired of this political gong show
    So we're sendin our message over to Iran: Let our people go
    Now we been pushed around a lot but we're not afraid of war
    And Iran, your little cat and mouse game has really become a bore"
    https://genius.com/Harlem-world-crew...vention-lyrics

    — "Rappers Convention," 1980

    1. The Jazzy Three ‎– The Rappin Spree
    2. Brothers Unique ‎– School Daze
    3. Trickeration - Western Gangster Town (1980)
    4. HARLEM WORLD CREW - rappers convention (1980)
    5. Super Wolf - Can Do It
    6. Spoonie Gee - Spoonin' Rap
    7. magic's trick - magic rap (California Love)
    8. Cholly Rock And The Avenue B Boogie Band - Cash Money
    9. Family Four ‎– Rap Attack
    10. Jackie Cochran ‎– Summer Fun
    11. Eddie Cheba - Lookin' good
    12. Denyce Isaac - Be For Real
    13. Blowfly - Queer For New Year

    (*)Professional Pitchfork review: Something about that church organ, acoustic bassline, knee-slappingly oscillating clavinet, and strings all in perfect third eye chakrian pantheist equilibrium makes this a fire-ass banger which had me busting my own sick moves (a combination of flossing, salsa dancing, awkward Gypsy wedding dancing, Chicago juke jacking, and hardcore punk moshing. Also known as "'Tism Twirl" or "Sperg Spin").


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    Arrow BAD 2: Electric Boogaloo - Ye Ancient Thule Rappe Flow (2/2)

    This post takes place in an alternate universe (the year is 1985) where Biff is black, on crack ("rock"), and *accidentally* manages to murder Doc Brown and Morty back when the jive-ass white devils tried stealing his beloved rap ("[musique de] twrappe," as spelled back then) records he was going to grind into dust and snort the dust later on.




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