(Proto-)Hebrews and (Proto-)Japanese brothers be; or, the lesser-known fringe theory.

[KuriousKatKommittee]

"Yehudi and Yamato brothers be
Good for ancestry worship and destined to kintsugi the world
Both are chosen, both make goyjins resentful
Upon them may Tengri's blessings be."

― Eran Elhai channeling a weeaboo-turned Ovadia Yosef

What started as me looking into the Khazar shit: https://www.theapricity.com/forum/sh...=1#post3625079 . . . wasting time scouting both fiction ("Gentlemen of the Road" by Michael Chabon) and non-fiction because that's how it do in the hood, homie:

• "Judah Hallevi's Kitab al-Khazari" (trl. from Arab.) (1905, Hartwig Hirschfeld)
• "The World of the Khazars" (2007, Peter Golden, Haggai Ben-Shammai, Andras Rona-Tas)
• "The Other Europe in the Middle Ages—Avars, Bulgars, Khazars and Cumans" (2008, Florin Curta)
• "Ibn Fadlan and the Land of Darkness (The Rus, Khazars)"
• "The Book of Argument and Proof in Defense of the Despised Faith (Kitab al Khazari)"

But move over old pops Khazar hypothesis shit, here comes the next fire-ass fringe theory swinging their black dick in your face, boii: "Japanese-Jewish common ancestry theory." It is so fringe you don't even know about it. THAT's what makes it good.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Excerpt:

(Video: Japanese documentary broadcasted on a national public network.)
Don't forget to check out the comment section too lol.

Exhibit 1: Patrilineal Propinquity (Haplogroup DE)
You could be a Negative Nancy and say "but, Triple K! Haplogroup E is just as North African, Arabish, Hitlerish as it is a Jewishish haplogroup. Jews, Berbers, and Arabs (and Hitler) are then still more related to one another than Japanese and Jews."

And I will respectfully bow (longbowperson's 45-degree saikeirei bowing) and respond in a tone of a level-headed neutral researcher scientist "bitch, it's mackin fringe theory time."

Now, haplogroup D is the Defining haplogroup of Japan, setting Japanese apart from other East Asians like Koreans and Chinese. The closest niggas with the same haplogroup are Tibetans, then Turkic Nogais:

DE

* D* - Onge, Jarawa (Andaman Islands)
* D1 (CTS11577)

* D1a - Onge, Jarawa (Andaman Islands)

* D1a1a1a1 (PH4979) - Japanese (Miyagi), Kazakhs, Nogais

* D1b (M55) - Japanese (Yamato, Ainu, Ryukyuan)

Exhibit 2: Language (Phony-tics)
Nothing to see here, move along. (Unless Khazars somehow made it to Japan and settled Japan but even Jesus dying in Japan is more probable than this.)


Gonna skip this motherfucker right away:


Exhibit 3: Language (Aleph-bet)
Now this is some sneaky-ass jackassery right there but okay, sure. [The same IMG but in English.]


Exhibit 4: Gimme dat ol' tyme pre-pre-Judaism relijun (Shinto)
(For some reason all topic-themed blogs in English are Christian-related but pay no attention to this red flag. I am sure these Christian scientists know their Jewish and Japanese history shit.)

Even if this is just a nice Cohencidence and all that, I do love me the fact how the pre-Japanese (the Jomon, circa 6th century) who ended up on the Hood of the Rising Sun islands, used Chinese characters (kanji) and simplified them enough so they in some way, in some eye-squinting way, started resembling ivrit. That's why I even give this one the benefit of the doubt even though I would have to be retarded (English-speaking Christian bloggers) or hilariously misinformed (Japanese) to believe there is any close genetic, ethnic, religious connection here whatsoever.

Exhibit 5: The Last Jomon
Or isn't there? #whoa


Exhibit 6: Word Comparison for Ants
Why are Christian bloggers incapable of posting hi-res IMGs? Lmfao.

Exhibit 7: The First Jomon
First Yamato emperor (Jinmu-tennō) vs you-know-who. BAM! The first Jomon. #mindblown

[KuriousKatKommittee]

In a NUTshell: "We wuz Jamones n chit."

[KuriousKatKommittee]

Okay, this is epic.

[CordedWhelp]

What strain of green your smoke? I gots to get some.