Volvo Rumor

[OldSchool47]

Rumor has it that Volvo is planning to manufacture a car called the "Sugar Shack" as part of its new program to become more LGBT friendly. The car is going to have this photo of Michael Jackson on the hood:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...hotoshoped.jpg.

A member of the Volvo Board Of Directors, Mr. X, is reputed to have raised an objection to the program and the car in a recent meeting at corporate headquarters in Gothenburg. He supposedly said:

"Volvo is the gayest car company in the world. People in Germany call us the 'Tutti Frutti' company. Why do we need a new LGBT-friendly program? And a new car called the "Sugar Shack" with Michael Jackson on the hood? Dammit man..."

The Board's response:

"Volvo loves people of alternative sexualities. The sweeter, the better. An image of Michael Jackson on the hood? If the Tennis Establishment in America can name the main stadium at its National Tennis Center in New York after Louis Armstrong, a Black jazz musician from New Orleans who never played tennis, we can put an image of Michael Jackson on the hood."

Mr X:

"I would have named the main stadium 'Jimmy Connors Stadium.'"

[OldSchool47]

Swedish friends of mine from Jönköping asked me recently what percentage of Malmö's population is heterosexual.

Approximately 2.5% of the male population over the age of 18 in Malmö are heterosexual. 1st and 2nd-class (heterosexual) Gentiles make up .75% of the population. 63% of the women over the age of 18 are heterosexual.