Turn on the dusty old storage unit jukebox and let's motherfucking rawk, rawl, and howl back into ye ole goode times™ when Irishman still knew his place, Republicans was like "better DEAD than Catholic" while Democrats believed "the only good Darkie is a Darkie behind bars."*



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― PUNKROCK NIGGAS ONLY ―

― ROCKABILLY NIGGAS ONLY ―
1. The Rio Rockers - Mexicali Baby
2. Link Wray & Ray Men - Rumble
3. Rocky Bill Ford - Mad Dog In Town (legit slapper)
4. Janis Martin & Her Boyfriends - Bang Bang (12" Version)
5. Wayne Walker - All I Can Do Is Cry (12" Version)
6. Don Winters - Pretty Moon (12" Version)
7. The Lucky Penny Trio - Needle In A Haystack
8. The Hi-Tombs - Sweet Rockin' Mama
9. Mac Sales & The Esquire Trio - A Gal Named Joe
10. Jack Guthrie - Oklahoma Hills
11. Andy Anderson - Johnny Valentine
12. Jimmie Lee - You Tell Her I Stutter
13. Billy Wayne & The Jackson Boys - I Love My Baby
14. Herbie Duncan - Hot Lips Baby (this nigga invented punk rock, no lie)
15. Rudy Grayzell - You're Gone
16. Johnny Burnette Trio - Kiss Me Baby (these niggas invented reggae @0:20)

17. Santo & Johnny - Tenderly (these niggas invented smooth jazz lol)


*(Good ole Joe remembers. #Biden2020.)