Dear fellow™ clown people, can you even right now? Can you smell it in the air? It's edgelord zoomer milking time. DCucks coming for money, honey.

First Motion Picture Full-Length Feature I am gonna like legit buy like the the whole clown accessory package motherfucker complete with a Cucklectors Edition Sony-fuck-me-in-the-ass DRM Nuclear Trojan Horse Extra Bonus Disc bloopers of the uppity director's farts in the customer (a.k.a. paypig)'s face and whatnot, burning the house down after playing the disc once.

Can't help it honestly. This October Imma be a good obedient consumerist slave citizen drone no. 1234 and go Buy mindlessly a Product that's about 70% marketing 25% hype and 5% actual footage with money that's 50% mine (white-collar petty bourgeois earnings) and 50% my mother's (working-class blood, sweat, & tears earnings*) I am owed after doing all the chores around the house. Allah bless con$umeri$m.

*The joke here is that she's a musician.