Cole Porter and the cool "Kultur-Terror" classics of the early 20th century.

**KuriousKatKommittee** · 09-01-2019, 09:44 PM

(Random shit off google images to really set the stage and shit.)

Prepare to have your nostalgia hymens burst by my main man Cole Porter.

"The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once had several chateaux."
— Cole Porter "Anything Goes"

Porter wrote (thanks Wikipedia) "Anything Goes" (featured down below), "Night & Day," "You're the Top," "It's De Lovely," and many more. Nobody will ever come near to this motherfucker in talent. This nigga without a doubt the best songwriter of the 20th century but sadly I only have that 1930s Tom and Jerry ass fucking music of haters trying to copy his music to show.

I took the liberty of picking Top 40 $hits and artistiques because you will never have the opportunity other than now to do that cute thing of comparing 1930s/early 1940s pop music to pop music now.

(Bold font denotes personal favorites.)

[music autism intensifies] You will also notice the suspicious absence of G. G. as if he never existed (now he does because I am mentioning him now), whom Absolute Mad Man Monk subtly exposed as the lazy talentless hack he really was but "The Man I Love" is GOAT, whether Thelonious Monk's hilarious adaptation, Billie Holiday's cover or Lena Horne's cover where you can hear from the orchestral backtrack that "The Man I Love" is one of those sappy saccharine songs that were made for violins and shit. So much for that "absence of G. G." talk lmfao.)