Altright Deradicalization Safe Space Zone.

[KuriousKatKommittee]

Were you radicalized by Altright Hate Machine™ too? Share YOUR story.

• Let me tell you my true story. The story how I broke the pernicious & problematic Reddit conditioning. So there I was, >be me derping on le theapricity dot com when a friendly fucking white male suspected that the evidence I posted was hosted on a server belonging to one of them evil Altright™ hubs. Obviously, I was hacked either by Russians or Iranians because I am a Good Model Citizen™ who never goes to any site CNN does not approve of first, nor do I need a hacker to know that ORANGE MAN BAD and OLD WHITE WOMAN + OLD WHITE MAN 2020 are what the United States of America needs to reach the equality/equity post-gender post-race post-country utopia. I called the cyberpolice who backtraced it and, what do you know, that white devil was right! It was a deepweb subreddit full of genocidal white supremacist incel school shooters who all be like "To h*ck with Jizzrael" (WTF?) even though everyone knows Israel rules and is the best (Yeah!). That was the moment when I knew I was about 187% Reddit-Radicalized (approximately approaching leveling-up levels of radicalization and that's bad news) but then I watched Contrapoint$, because what do you know, all political vids left up on Youtube nowadays ARE Contrapoint$ vids (what a coincidence!). I was down to 88% thanks to Contrapoint$. That's still very high level of radicalization so I let a clueless middle-aged soccer mom describe me memes, bringing that sucker down to acceptable 14 percent. What a success story this is, I am now completely deradicalized & can't wait to stop my drug-free, tobacco-free, body modification-free tattooless teetotaler life (brainwashed by Reddit, obvi), tell my loving & stable LTR boyfriend to fuck off so I can tattoo some epic sick-ass hepatitis C on my skin pozzin' that liver good while have MS-13 Undocumented Citizens I met on Pozzdr come to DP my big bigot butt in a local public bathroom while watching Amy Schumer and John Oliver my favorite, Official Politburo-approved comedians on my iPhone 12 because THAT's a good thing. Let 👏 that 👏 sink 👏 in.

Now show me on the doll where the Altright Hate Machine™ radicalized You:

[CordedWhelp]

Spittin’ fire again, lady

[Turkish Mongol]

A Jew can be a Talmudic Zionist and it's seen okay.
But, everyone else thinking about their people are evil. Okay, we goys should accept our place in this new world order and obey everything you say. Every goy should mix and eliminate nations borders.

[CordedWhelp]

She’s going for parody here

[KuriousKatKommittee]

"A Jew can be a Talmudic Zionist and it's seen okay.
But, everyone else thinking about their people are evil. Okay, we goys should accept our place in this new world order and obey everything you say. Every goy should mix and eliminate nations borders."

Verdict: A+ for that epic fourth-wall-breaking-moment reminiscent of J0ker (2019) talk show shootup scene doe.

Ummmm I said stories, not your best avant-garde impression of a typical altrighteous post my sweet summer friendo. And your best impression sucks, too! Where are the dope-ass Khazar Empire references? Where is that milk bottle OK emoji motherfucking keknostate shadilay fashwave extravaganza vibe to make me feel like triggering and owning the Libtarded snowflakes from the safety of my mom's attic with Kek's (pbuh) holy blessings? Allow me to press D to doubt your Altrighter credentials there, big boy, because you ain't it, chief. *dabs on you*