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A doggo is a dog. A pupper is a smol doggo. But a big ol pupper is a doggo. A woofer is a big ol doggo. And a smol woofer is, you guessed it, a doggo. A yapper is a smol pupper, and a big ol woofer is a floofer. There's also a snip snap doggo, which you don't want to pet.
There are several doggo species: common doggo (aka doge), special doggo, wrinkler, corgo, shoob, puggo, and long doggo. And doggos do several activities. There's the heckin angery woofer, aquadoggos, subwoofers, very fast doggo running at incredible hihg speed, and many more.
A doggo’s tongue does many things. A mlem is when a doggo licks its chops. A blop is when its tongue sticks out a bit. You might also call it a blep, but some people think that term is strictly for cattos.
Doggos also have many frens that aren’t the woof bork kind of doggos, like the sea doggo, the clip clop neigh doggo, and (sometimes) the catto. And there are endless activities for all the good boyes and girls, such as maximum borkdrive, doing a derp, and the cone of shame.
They bork. They boof. Once in a while they do each other a frighten. And whether they're 10/10 or 12/10, they're all h*ckin' good boys and girls.
https://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2017/04/23/524514526/dogs-are-doggos-an-internet-language-built-around-love-for-the-puppers
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