🔥 Classifyng the unclassifiable 🔥 – Department of Taxonomy's LITTEST cases:

[KuriousKatKommittee]

The team (Trips) (best of the best):

• Me, Kang of Taxonomy
• Dna8, Head of Department of Aesthetics
• xipericum and UltimatePagan, Neurologists
• eltopo6000000, Parasitologist
• grecoroman, Double PhD in Applied Baby Momma Impregnation and Bastard Medicine
• CelestialSlayer, Infectious Disease Specialist
• Mortimer, Sexologist
• Whoever made this, Consultant
• Lafaur, Janitor
• Richmondbread, Lawyer, Mathematician, Genealogist, Cardio-no-logist
• Loki, Hood Dean

Our "zebras": Case repository #1 | Case repository #2

Gang, we got us a case involving a Nordic nigga showing Mediterranean traits (88 Nordicists and 14 Medicists strapped themselves in suicide vests and are ready to blow the motherfucker up if we don't solve the case) but I am picking the most curious case of them all: Subject, let's call them "Portuguese Princess," found deadly missclasified ("you look Slavic, not Sicilian") in a Sicilian nightclub after an altercation with a OWD Taurid.

Dr. Dna8 of Aesthetology, what are our options? Differential taxonomy, people.

As for myself, I gotta bounce, nigga. That Colombian twink porn won't watch itself.

[Lafaur]

Thank you Kanye, muy chingón