How did you handle random boners in public?

[The Blade]

Anyway, I focus on a woman in general when interested in one.
I make eye contact, talk to her looking in her eyes most of the time.
I have already decided in several seconds whether I find her physically attractive or not.
If I do, I focus on communicating with her, make her feel comfortable, show I'm interested in her. If I'm also interested in her personality, I let her know this also but without losing the point of physical attraction.

[The Lawspeaker]

Ah ! Now... I remember why I often used to wear long wide coats as a teenager (then it wasn't visible). Btw: just think of something else. Don't think of the girl you fancy but of the homework you hate so much ! For Dutch there is another cure: cycle home from school during a cold fucking winter's day when the freezing rain is pouring down on you, soaking you to the bone.

[Rumata]

Alternatively, ignore giggles or ejaculate often enough.

[♥ Lily ♥]

It happened to this man on-stage in the UK. I feel sorry for men because that must so embarrassing to happen in public.

Cheryl Cole's facial reaction!