Female users: would you ever feign lesbianism to turn on your husband or boyfriend?

[Teutone]

I onced fucked my own uncle to make my cousin hit on me cause she had daddy issues

real nigga spit

[PaleoEuropean]

I onced fucked my own uncle to make my cousin hit on me cause she had daddy issues

real nigga spit

I once stuck it in a snowman to make Santa jealous, turns out I am not his type and still get shitty presents to this day.

[Teutone]

I once stuck it in a snowman to make Santa jealous, turns out I am not his type and still get shitty presents to this day.

We had a drunk Santa roleplayer in my city that was doing this shit for free, letting you sit on his lap etc

the thing is, he wasnt a pedo

but he needed a excuse to get some reindeers he could fuck

he was caught fucking them and nowadays hes a blacksmith in a medieval village that never leaves his role behind and keeps talking in medieval slang taking a bus to work, he calls the bus iron dragon

[IrisSelene]

I don't know why but I imagined you as an angry grasshopper and it made me smile. Thank you.

Idk why a grasshopper but you're welcome I guess lol

[PaleoEuropean]

We had a drunk Santa roleplayer in my city that was doing this shit for free, letting you sit on his lap etc

the thing is, he wasnt a pedo

but he needed a excuse to get some reindeers he could fuck

he was caught fucking them and nowadays hes a blacksmith in a medieval village that never leaves his role behind and keeps talking in medieval slang taking a bus to work, he calls the bus iron dragon

Sounds like a Chad i bet he is knee deep in wenches.

[Teutone]

Sounds like a Chad i bet he is knee deep in wenches.

only realtalk

trailerpark vibez

[Nurzat]

dunno but my top 3 best looking neighbours are all men (all men and women considered)

[Poncho Peanatus]

I onced fucked my own uncle to make my cousin hit on me cause she had daddy issues

real nigga spit

That was a good one

[Harley]

I voted no.

Idk I just feel like it’s bullshit. How far do I have to fall down the rabbit hole before he’s attracted to me? Might as well lick several buttholes caked in fecal matter and undigested food while I’m at it.

Not happening.

[Desperado]

that's kinda whack and it would make me think she has something to hide, unless it's a fantasy she always had