Stupid things that people say thread

[Boudica]

So, I'm going to tribute this thread to morons who say stupid yet hilarious things, you must admit people say some pretty funny things. I'd like for this to not be a trolled thread, so please don't discuss members, it is preferable to discuss things that non-members say.

[Boudica]

I'll start, today in my college algebra class I mentioned that I wanted to go to Portugal or Spain. This female overheard me and said "I totally do too, and after I get bored of hanging out in Spain I can just go to Mexico since it's so close, I heard that they have great tequila". I gave her a face and then asked her what the hell she was talking about. She continues and talks about how "Spain, Portugal, and Mexico are all in the same area and it's so convenient because I can get my drink on, my shopping in, and hit the beaches!"... Yes.. This was by far one of the most hilarious/stupid things I have ever heard. I then begged her to look at a fucking map.

[Sikeliot]

I once had someone ask me if I was Brazilian and I said no, I said I was a Portuguese-American and they go "Brazil and Portugal.. aren't they two names for the same place?!"

[Jägerstaffel]

So, this thread: Americans = stupid?

[Neanderthal]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chimo Bayo
Are you Spanish?

Yes i am

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gorri Matxino
From where?

From Pachuca (That's in México buddy)


http://www.theapricity.com/forum/sho...t=30972&page=2

Have a good laugh.

[Bursain]

Yes i am



From Pachuca (That's in México buddy)


http://www.theapricity.com/forum/sho...t=30972&page=2

Have a good laugh.

Fagget

[BeerBaron]

"Stalin was honest"

[Amapola]

you aren't white !!!! by turin son of hurin to Fresa Salvaje

[The Journeyman]

So, this thread: Americans = stupid?

It's true. Especially when it comes to cultural matters.

You should hear what people think of when I mention Austria: Kangaroos koalas, surfing, "aren't they communist?", "do you speak Austrian?", "no, that's in Germany I'm positive", more Australian accents, uggh..

[Gaztelu]

Más de una vez he pensado que entre los castellanos, que son gentes por lo general gentil, noble y con otras virtudes propias de la caballería, nunca habría sido posible la existencia de asesinos del tiro en la nuca y la bomba, paradigmas de la cobardía.

Para eso hace falta ser vasco o moro. O sudaca.

Si no fuera por la nobleza y castellana así como la sangre que de éstos entró a formar parte de las vascongadas, a día de hoy no existirían vascos pues habrían sido cazados como bestias, por su tremenda fealdad de cuerpo y ánima.

Lo más paradójico de todo es que hay almas presas que osan demonizar al Castellano y victimizar al vasco. Enfermizo.

Básicamente como con el indio, más hubiera merecido haber acabado con todos en lugar de dedicar tanto vano esfuerzo en intentar contagiar mágicamente la nobleza de una raza, los ideales de virtud y honor a castas que no nacieron en este mundo para entender de esos menesteres. Ahora se han encauzado cada cual a su naturaleza, bajísima y ruin en el caso del indio narco y el vasco bildu, haciendo pagar hasta el fin de los días al Castellano por haber pecado de piadoso.

Como justicia poética, nuestro castigo: el ser acusado de lo que debimos ser y no fuimos por nuestra debilidad y bondad en una ilusión de paternalismo salvador con el inferior, con la bestia.




Es cierto que el vasco es diferente al castellano.

El vasco es como el moro y el indio. No entienden de Honor.