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COME TAKE SELFIES IN OUR MUSEUMS TO HONOR OUR CULTURE
THIS IS TRUE EMBRACEMENT OF ARISTOTLE AND PLATO AND THE PERFECT BUSINESS PLAN TO GET US OUT OF THE CRISIS
5 EURO A SELFIE FOR TRUE EMBRACEMENT OF TINY DICK(NOT BULLY) APOLLO, ONLY IN THE ANCIENT CITY OF ATHENS
THEN YOU CAN GO TO THE ISLANDS AND DANCE TILL MIDNIIIIIIIGHT
WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA VISIT?
METEORA?
ONLY PROVINCIAL VLACH FARMERS LIVE THERE LULZ WHO CAN'T SELL THEIR PRODUCTS, THEY DON'T HAVE CONNECTIONS WITH THE STATE TO GRAB SUBSIDIES LOOOOOOOL
AND SOME ANTI-HELLENIC MONKS THAT HIKED THE ROCKS(PROBABLY TOUGH BULLIES) AND BUILT THE MONASTERIES TO AVOID THE OTTOMANS, THEY COULD HAVE MADE PEACE WITH THEM LIKE BOSNIENIS IS SUGGESTING BUT THEY WERE BUUUULLIES.
THESE EGOISTS ALSO KEPT SOME MANUSCRIPTS OF PLATO FROM THE WORLD AND THEIR TURKISH FRIENDS, THE REASON THEY DIDNT BURN THEM IS BECAUSE THEY WANTED US TO FEEL JEEEEALOUS. AT LEAST, THEY WERE GREEK OR BETTER SAY HELLENIC ORTHODOX AND ABSOLUTELY NOT EASTERN ORTHODOX SINCE RELIGION IS A PERSONAL MATTER AND NOT A UNITARY ONE.
IF YOU DECIDE TO VISIT THE ANCIENT CITY OF ATHENS AND TAKE SELFIE WITH TINY DICK STATUE, YOU CAN ALSO PRAY WITH US TO OUR ANCESTORS
AND LIKE MY BLOWJOB LIPS FRIEND HERE WHO CONTRIBUTES FORMIDABLY TO OUR SOCIETY BY BEING AN ACTRESS WHO LEFT FOR THE US
DON'T CALL ME SOME BYZANTINE GREEK WHO SAVED PLATO
I'M HELLEEEEEEEEEEENE
(4 EURO A SELFIE IF YOU PM NOW)
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