JamesBond007 is better than you

**Teutone** · 02-12-2020, 05:47 PM

Yall niggaz think you is tough, you must be trippin, i gots to show you dat niggaz morning routine.

He lives in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. His name is JamesBond007. He is 27 years old. He believe in taking care of himself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if his face is a little puffy, He will put on an ice pack while doing his stomach crunches. He can do a thousand now. After he removes the ice pack, he uses a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, he uses a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which he leaves on for 10 minutes while he prepares the rest of his routine. He always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a JamesBond007, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real James. Only an entity, something illusory. And though he can hide his cold gaze, and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your life styles are probably comparable, he is simply not there.