I am a huge Urban explorer, but since I knew so much abounded places, it lost its thrill.

Therefore I stepped my game up and started exploring on acid.

I broke into a abounded military camp and there was a huge tunnel system, the walls were talking to me calling me Indiana Jones and after I reached the end, I saw the holy grail shining in front of me.

I took it and left the bunker, after I was outside I called the authorities cause I found the holy grail.

It turned out it was a old BK banana mill shake from 2003 and me being on acid made me think its the holy grail.

The authorities arrested me for public drug use.