If you had a kid with a prostitute?

[Mortimer]

I think by now you know that 15 years ago I was once in brothel. I had sex with a prostitute. If I had a kid hypothetically with her what is very unlikely I wouldnt call him bastard, or son of a whore (which he literally would be) but I would just as much love him or her and embrace the son or daughter. I also wouldnt demand an abortion from the hooker.

[TheMaestro]

Nice Morti, responsible father.

[Kivan]

Hahaha most of your threads are hilarious, dude.

[mitalit]

You are the BEST

[Marmara]

Because that would be your best chance of becoming a father.

[OrhanU]

Velika legenda!

[TheMaestro]

Because that would be your best chance of becoming a father.

Papa Morti, imagine him posting pics of him and his kid everyday, TA would be cute.

[JamesBond007]

Because that would be your best chance of becoming a father.

Meanwhile I jizzed in a lesbian but chose not to jizz in her lesbian girlfriend (mindfucking her) and I jizzed in some English bitch malingering in a hospital several times etc... etc... it is quite possible I have little bastards running around on planet earth.

[JamesBond007]

I think by now you know that 15 years ago I was once in brothel. I had sex with a prostitute. If I had a kid hypothetically with her what is very unlikely I wouldnt call him bastard, or son of a whore (which he literally would be) but I would just as much love him or her and embrace the son or daughter. I also wouldnt demand an abortion from the hooker.

Hookers are professionals she was either on birth control or had an abortion most likely for the former you fool.

[Dick]

Meanwhile I jizzed in a lesbian but chose not to jizz in her lesbian girlfriend (mindfucking her) and I jizzed in some English bitch malingering in a hospital several times etc... etc... it is quite possible I have little bastards running around on planet earth.

Noice.