If I were a Serb

**Teutone** · 02-14-2020, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Faklon

Strolling along minding my own cevapcici
Well there goes a Bosniak and a half
She's got me going up and down
She's got me going up and down

Walking on the beaches looking at Bosniak bitches

Well I got the notion girl that you got some sultan lotion in that niqab of yours
Spread it all over my Orthodox skin, baby
That feels real good
All this Ottoman salvar lappin' up the sun
Lap me up
Why don't you come on and lap me up?

Walking on the beaches looking at Bosniak bitches

Well, there goes another one just lying down on the sand dunes
I'd better go and be a Chetnik and see if I can cool down a little bit
'Cause you and me, woman
We got a lotta sociopolitics on our minds (you know what I mean)

Walking on the beaches looking at Bosniak bitches

Will you just take a look over there (where?) (there)
Is she tryin' to get outta that Quran?
Orthodoxy for Bosniaks
That's what I preach (preacher man)

Walking on the beaches looking at Bosniak bitches

Oh shit!
There goes the tank
Looks like I'm gonna be stuck here the whole summer
Well, what a bummer
I can think of a lot worse places to be
Like down in the streets
Or down in the sewer
Or even on the end of a Kebab skewer

Hagagagag

you are the man

**Benyzero** · 02-14-2020, 01:03 PM

Asking from the boys where we going?
Should we make some good fries?
They turn around with a mean look, and never ask why.

where there is a burek
there is gonna be flame
where there is a serb
someone's gonna get burnt.
But just because he burns
doesn't mean hes gonna die
hes only get fried, get fried, get fried get fried.
he doesn't get fries get fries get fries