In Finland we have:
1. The Standard Finnish dialect (yleiskieli), which is used to write Finnish. Few people speak using it, and the ones who do sound like morons. It is an artificial dialect which was created in the 1800s as a compromise between Eastern and Western Finnish dialects. Its earliest speakers came from the educated classes, who until that point had been Swedish-speaking, so it has prosodic similarities with Swedish.
2. The "standard" Colloquial Finnish dialect (puhekieli), which was initially spoken in the Helsinki area, but which is now increasingly spoken all over Finland. It is intermediate between Standard Finnish and earlier Southern Finnish dialects.
3. Actual Finnish dialects, which existed before the development of Standard Finnish. Few people apart from the elderly speak in a dialect that is not heavily influenced by Standard Finnish or Colloquial Finnish however.
I hate the way Standard Finnish sounds so much that it's hard for me to even read anything in Finnish. I speak in pretty thick Southwestern Finnish dialect, but these days even in the small town where I'm from, young people grow up speaking in a dialect similar to the Helsinki dialect. The original dialect of my town sounds way nicer:
http://scripta.kotus.fi/av/kuuntele/somero.mp3.
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