Toilet Paper Thread

[Daco Celtic]

"Johnny Carson jokes about the recent toilet paper shortage. There was actually not a toilet paper shortage, but after Johnny delivered this joke people ran out to the stores to stock up! Airdate - 12/19/1973"

[Celestia]

Plenty of toilet paper, plenty of baby wipes
Our asses are gonna cleaner than ever

[Dick]

I think i have 3 rolls left.

For how long have you been quarantined?

[Maintenance]

For how long have you been quarantined?

3 weeks

[Dick]

3 weeks

Is the situation better now?

[jingorex]

Come at me bro.

[PaleoEuropean]

I will defend my toilet paper and canned luncheon meat to the death.

[wvwvw]

[wvwvw]

[Mopi Licinius Crassus]

i have one of these to clean my ass



yip that's right, a portable bidet

barely need to wipe with paper at all