If you had to hire 5 mercenaries from TA who would it be?

[El_Abominacion]

Mary - The eternal whorelord. Her AIDS fuelled stench has the effect of poison gas. A deadly killer.

Morti - Can show the enemy his ass pics to invoke blindness. Very effective, but unethical killer.

Butlerking - Master of disguise. Can very convincingly blend in behind enemy lines. Does an amazing English nationalist impersonation despite not being able to speak English.

Xiperyum - The Turan Tank. Being entirely descended from the Steppe warriors with no Anatolian ancestry whatsoever he will be excellent on horseback.

Metal - 10/10 chef. Can bring the enemy to a truce by making them meals.

[KirillMazur]

Mary - The eternal whorelord. Her AIDS fuelled stench has the effect of poison gas. A deadly killer.

Yes, how could I forget Mary - she is Russian, but there are no former Russians.
Her special skills will allow her to easily enter into confidence in the male personnel of the enemy, regardless of rank.

[PaleoEuropean]

In a post-apocalyptic Zombie outbreak.

The Lawspeaker - the tactical operative who is informative about the virus itself, and the necessary survival skills against monsters and gurella fighters.


Blondie - scouting for supplies like ammo, food and etc, and her agile and aggressive nature make her pass through obstacles.


You - basically, we need a living tank in the group to give some muscle against any stronger enemies.


Itilvoga - a medic who is aware on how she can able to heal and giving comfort to others in the team


Synapsid - basically, the group needs a Black guy for tracking the environments, and giving the team a lucking charm for good luck

You win just via being Resident Evil themed. Who would you be in the mix, I would say Leon. Also if you had Mikhail in the mix who would you pick for him?

[Ülev]

Paleo-Atlantids from Turkey, they give a good lesson to Russians in Syria and Libya right now
("Russophobe" mode off)

[Longbowman]

I am the only vaguely sensible choice in OP. No offence to the other 4 but I wouldn't want to be in a fire team with them. I don't think they even have military experience.

Cristano Viejo because his ultra-nationalist predilections would make him a good frontline mercenary against anything non-spanish to fuel his hatred.

Mortimer because he would be a good distraction to confuse the enemy.

Longbowman for his physical prowess, intelligence and going in rambo style.

Carlito's way because his ultra nationalist Mexican tendencies and ego would make him a good mercenary against anything threatening Mexican identity or culture (even if the lie was fabricated).

JamesBond900 because his blue-blood upbringing and high IQ could be useful for connections and suicidal assignments no other man would undertake.

I would watch this film.

[Terminator98]

I would take the Serbs as a single person because of their nationalist hive mentality, but most likely because of this they would take the heaviest casualties as per action movie rules.

Serbian TA members aren't very nationalistic except Dusan (but that counts only if we speak about Croats, otherwise he is very peaceful too). Probably your best shot would be me. I don't look aggressive and I'm constantly trying not to be but I have that warrior blood in me (my family has more than 50 war decorations from WW1 and WW2 so it's not big surprise I suppose), sometimes I'm scared of myself tbh, that's reason why I trained various combat sports since age 5, I always thought it's better to fight at training than on street. Beside me, I have impression that Moje ime would be good mercenary too, she is extremely nice most of the time but I imagine her as uber Femme fatale when she wants to be. Others are heavy pacifists I believe.

[Faklon]

JamesBond- Perfect spy who can change his persona every 5 seconds with his 500 IQ.

SuperDorian- Perfect cannon fodder, managed to outlive my friends and Hellenass no matter how much I bully him.

Kivan- Master of diplomacy, has convinced even himself that he and Turks are Paleo-Atlantids. In times of emergency, he can thumb down the enemy.

Stears- Killer with an angelic face, slim enough to fit in the sewers and look deep in your soul no matter if his face is covered with shit.

Kamal900- A good spy (changes his religion and beliefs every 10 seconds) but I basically want him as a backup suicide bomber.

[PaleoEuropean]

I am the only vaguely sensible choice in OP. No offence to the other 4 but I wouldn't want to be in a fire team with them. I don't think they even have military experience.



I would watch this film.

That's why you are at the top, you are the SL. Unless Richmond goes full metal jacket on your ass.

[gixajo]

First of all, I am interested in those who served in the army (or have required specialization) or have combat experience. Don't forget about ideology, too - I don't need traitors.
1) Rumata, as politruk.
2) Sarmatian, as special officer (osobist).
3) Slavic Italian, our man and has military experience.
4) JamesBond007, our spy.
5) PAGANE, she is in our boat, too, besides I saw her pic in military uniform (if I remember well).

Well, and me who served in the army in the anti-aircraft defense, familiar with the very basics of electronic intelligence.

I would have expected you to have served at the Spetsnaz.

[de Burgh II]

JamesBond- Perfect spy who can changes his personna every 5 seconds with his 500 IQ.

SuperDorian- Perfect cannon fodder, managed to outlive my friends and Hellenass no matter how much I bully him.

Kivan- Master of diplomacy, has convinced even himself that he and Turks are Paleo-Atlantids. In times of emergency, he can thumb down the enemy.

Stears- Killer with an angelic face, slim enough to fit in the sewers and look deep in your soul no matter if his face is covered with shit.

Kamal900- A good spy (changes his religion and beliefs every 10 seconds) but I basically want him as a backup suicide bomber.