Spain vs Portugal (Hypothetical War) Who would win? (Educational)

[Gota_type_]

Not even as an hypothesis I want to see these threads. Portubros are and will be always our friends, and we will also probably have to cooperate in the future for a new Reconquista, and all men should be disponible in all Iberia. We have been in these lands for thousands of years and we have lived much similar trajectories, so no one even remotely thinks about this hypothesis and we feel ofended that someone from outside Iberia want to make hypothesis about us.

[gixajo]

Extremadura has 1 million people vs 700k in whole Alentejo (Baixo and Alto). As far as equipment goes i'm not sure but i think there are no bases in Alentejo.
The forcados (bullfighters) of Montemor are famous for their bravery so maybe they would make the difference here, i don't know.

And wich one do you consider it could be used as a more lethal weapon, jamón extremeño or presunto do Alentejo?

Take into account that Extremadura has nuclear weapons (radioactive acorns) and a good air force and a terrible air force, made up of black vultures from Monfragüe.

[gixajo]

Really ? So why haven't they managed to rape Portugal in their whole History even when the population difference was 7 to 1 ?

Anyway this is a stupid thread, our people's will have to ally in the future like we did in the Reconquista.

Because your charm as people completely disarms us.

[Ülev]

refugees

[Damião de Góis]

And wich one do you consider it could be used as a more lethal weapon, jamón extremeño or presunto do Alentejo?

Take into account that Extremadura has nuclear weapons (radioactive acorns) and a good air force and a terrible air force, made up of black vultures from Monfragüe.

Alentejo has many things that could scare the extremadurans away like very hot temperatures in the summer (one village holds a 47ºC record) and a notoriously cold water temperature on the coast (if the extremadurans decided to go to the beach they wouldn't like the experience). But the main weapon i think could make the difference could be the wild boar plague that Alentejo has. Don't know how the extremadurans would cope with them:

http://www.planicie.pt/2019/10/03/po...car-acidentes/

[Sebastianus Rex]

Not even as an hypothesis I want to see these threads. Portubros are and will be always our friends, and we will also probably have to cooperate in the future for a new Reconquista, and all men should be disponible in all Iberia. We have been in these lands for thousands of years and we have lived much similar trajectories, so no one even remotely thinks about this hypothesis and we feel ofended that someone from outside Iberia want to make hypothesis about us.

100% with you hermano. If there is another country apart from my own I would fight for is only Spain, if you are in trouble so are we, that is the inescapable reality, there is no future for Portugal without Spain.

[gixajo]

Alentejo has many things that could scare the extremadurans away like very hot temperatures in the summer (one village holds a 47ºC record) and a notoriously cold water temperature on the coast (if the extremadurans decided to go to the beach they wouldn't like the experience). But the main weapon i think could make the difference could be the wild boar plague that Alentejo has. Don't know how the extremadurans would cope with them:

http://www.planicie.pt/2019/10/03/po...car-acidentes/

Probably Extremadurans would cope with those wild boars turning them into excellent sausages, inlays, hams...

Does the Alentejo produce enough olive oil to supply its army with fuel?

[TheMaestro]

Really ? So why haven't they managed to rape Portugal in their whole History even when the population difference was 7 to 1 ?

Anyway this is a stupid thread, our people's will have to ally in the future like we did in the Reconquista.

We are talking about present times, not history and this is all hypothethical, as I said there PT imo wouldn't stand chance.

[Ülev]

Portugal, because they have UMM

https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uni%C3...-Mec%C3%A2nica

[SilverKnight]

Better yet, Dominican Republic vs Haiti.

Yes, there is probably a war Portuguese and Spaniards will be fighting in the future: Civil War and Reconquista 2.0, or else both of us will fucking disappear.

Dont be surprised by this.. But Haiti would prob marginally win, and not because they're a lot stronger (they barely have a police) nor that we didn't have men and women ready to fight till death, but rather because our politicians are that useless and weak, cowards of the UN and NGOs