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I would complete Universe’s list with hungarians not just hating often other euros but themselves also.
There is that little joke about hungarians in hell: every nations people are in a big hot kettle each. By every kettle there is a guard preventing ppl from getting out of it, except for the hungarians. They dont need it bc once someone is about to get out, the others pull him back
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Vittuillakseni vastasin.
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When a Frenchman sees an elephant, he thinks "what a big creature"
When a German sees an elephant he thinks " it must eat tons"
When an American sees an elephant he thinks "how many hamburger I could make after shooting it"
When a Finn sees an elephant he thinks "what does it think about me"
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Too conservative(unfortunately it's at "bigotry" level) & indestructible taboos. Of course not all Turks are like that, even it's decreasing in new generation thankfully.
Also we're very hospitable. We try doing our best for the guest
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I would prefer to see one of the Brits, the Germans or Southern rebels against God, King and Country (har har har !) describe the Dutch. That should paint a more neutral picture.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
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- Learn how to be independent in any aspect, as there's not going to be anyone who will help you.
- Work hard in order to succeed in life.
- Life is not easy, so beware.
- Make a steady family.
- Live decently.
- Always be aware of your surroundings, as there are potential hazards from anyone and anything.
- Don't fear speaking for yourself when you're right. When you're wrong, you have no right to opposition.
Some of the teachings my parents taught me.
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"Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not"
- Επίκουρος
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Suomalainen on sellainen, joka vastaa kun ei kysytä,
kysyy kun ei vastata, ei vastaa kun kysytään,
sellainen, joka eksyy tieltä, huutaa rannalla
ja vastarannalla huutaa toinen samanlainen:
metsä raikuu, kaikuu, hongat humajavat.
Tuolta tulee suomalainen ja ähkyy, on tässä ja ähkyy,
tuonne menee ja ähkyy, on kuin löylyssä ja ähkyy
kun toinen heittää kiukaalle vettä.
Sellaisella suomalaisella on aina kaveri,
koskaan se ei ole yksin, ja se kaveri on suomalainen.
Eikä suomalaista erota suomalaisesta mikään,
ei mikään paitsi kuolema ja poliisi.
A Finn is one who answers when not asked,
asks when not answered, does not answer when asked
one who gets lost in his way home, shouts on the beach
and on the opposite side of the lake shouts another similar:
the forest roars, echoes, the old pine trees hum.
There the Finn comes and grunts, is here and grunts,
there goes and grunts, like he was in sauna and grunts
when the other throws water on the stove.
Such a Finn always has a Friend
never is he alone and that Friend is another Finn
And there is no power under Sun that can separate a Finn and a Finn,
apart from death and the police.
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