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Varg vs Italians, the madman's latest victim is none other than... Aranzulla. Hilarity Ensues.
Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvatore_Aranzulla (Salvatore Aranzulla (born 24 February 1990) is an Italian blogger and entrepreneur. He is a well-known popularizer and author of problem solving tutorials for information technology (especially software) by the general Italian public.)
Reddit Italy reacts:
https://old.reddit.com/r/italy/comme...euronymous_in/
The Italian metal community reacts:
https://metalskunk.com/2020/07/26/di...-craniometria/
Translation:
DINARIC LIVES MATTER (VARG VIKERNES, ARANZULLA AND CRANIOMETRY)
Bereaved of his wonderful YouTube channel but not (for now) of his Twitter profile, Varg Vikernes has opened a discussion in which he feared that the ancestral Scandinavia, due to immigration, will become a land of half Negroes like Italy. So far nothing original, even the Americans WASPs thought we weren't exactly white when we landed at Ellis Island.
However, the Count starts from a rather curious postulate: the Italians (but also the Greeks) were originally all blond with blue eyes and then gradually darkened due to the ethnic mongrelization financed by Bill Gates (Soros is no longer the hottest).
Obviously it ended immediately in ''caciara'' with dozens of comments from our compatriots who reminded him that when they lived in caves we were already fags and so on. But Varg doesn't give up and has a bomb-proof argument to show that the once very Roman Aryans were later contaminated with the wicked Jews: the face of Salvatore Aranzulla.
Now let's forget that in the Rome of the second century A.D. there were much more Germans than Jews roaming the streets, and that any natural children of a master and a slave were (literally) thrown in the trash. I invite you to focus on these two words: SALVATORE ARANZULLA. It's okay that social networks have annihilated the six degrees of separation theory, but give us time to recover from Rita Pavone telling the Pearl Jam to fuck off, what the hell. But no, ITALIANS ARE NOT WHITE, IN FACT THEY ARE HALF JEWS, LOOK AT SALVATORE ARANZULLA, VARG VIKERNES HAS SPOKEN.
How did Vikernes get to Salvatore Aranzulla? Is it one of the first results if you search "Italians are not white" on Google Images? Does he have an archive of photos of Italians not too Aryan that he built over the years to support his thesis and Aranzulla ended up there, like Luigi Di Maio, possibly? Or did he end up on Aranzulla's website because he had to reboot his router and before following his tutorial he wanted to make sure it didn't come from a Jew?
Because Varg must have stumbled across an article written like this: the internet doesn't work for you and you're blaspheming even Saint Gesualdo the virgin, don't be afraid, everyone blasphemes Saint Gesualdo the virgin when the internet doesn't work, I sometimes blaspheme Saint Rita of Cascia too. So don't worry, my good man, it could be the router. Now you're wondering if this thing should be reset. That's right, my friend, you should probably reset the router. Now you're probably wondering how to reset the router. And you're probably terrified of it. But don't worry, may goddamn Archbishop Saint Crispin, I'll show you how to reset your router. Because you really want to reset the router, don't you, you old fart? If you follow my instructions carefully, I'll show you how to reset the router. Now then I'll show you how to reset the router. (author is impersonating and exaggerating Aranzulla's prolix writing style, Translator's Note)
In front of a similar style, due to trivial Search Engine Optimization games, Vikernes must have thought he was facing an obscure cabalistic code and, looking for a picture of Aranzulla, he found the confirmation of his doubts. Behind this seemingly innocuous site of technological tips, there is a devious Jewish plan that has at its center the symbol of corruption of the once vigorous Italian race. This symbol is Salvatore Aranzulla. Telesio Interlandi (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telesio_Interlandi, Translator's Note), back off.
The discussion is still online but some comments have been deleted, including the incriminated one, of which you likely received the screenshot on Whatsapp. What's left, however, is priceless.
A Greek user returns the negritudo accusation to the sender.
A Roman user, on the other hand, is rather icastic (the comment reads ''Fuck you and your runes, Santa'', Translator's Note)
To further annihilate the degrees of separation, still from the Capital we have Nisrok, former Aborym (Italian metal musician, Translator's Note). I confess that I like Alien Vampires and not a little.
In Italy nowadays even the fascists are half Negroes, my lady (those who made the March on Rome were all blond with blue eyes).
On the other hand, there are still Aryan champions like Giovanni Trapattoni.
The intellectual level of the interventions nevertheless remains low. Only one user, not for nothing the most irate, contributes to the discussion with an adequate vocabulary.
Cause it's fine to talk about races, or rather PHENOTYPES, but do it with scientific rigour. Don't talk on the basis of rancorous prejudices, fanciful historical deformations or random pics from the internet. Adopt the only methodology that has demonstrated empirical solidity and academic value. That is, craniometry.
Vikernes won't even know what "dinaricized atlanto-med" means. That's why he's talking rubbish. My advice, if his experience with Aranzulla has made him confident in the Norwegian-Italian automatic translator, is therefore to turn to the work of the highest authority on the subject (author links to Sizzo (famous ''Apricitizen'')'s blog: https://ilsizzi.wordpress.com/, Translator's Note)
Put aside your superstitions, be they racist or anti-racist, and trust science. Learn to master fascinating words such as "leptoprosopic", "dolichocephalic" and "retrusive chin" with familiarity. Discover the pleasure of peering at the features of strangers at the bus stop and wonder whether their cheekbones look more Alpine or more Berid. Screw up your sex life because the next time you approach a girl's face with romantic intentions, instead of kissing her, you'll stiffen up and say: "Have you ever been told that you have Nordo-cromagnid brow ridges?". Fuck the runes. Long live craniometry. (Ciccio Russo)
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