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    Default Rank all LOTR/Hobbit movies

    Here is my list:

    1. Fellowship of the ring: Masterpiece, dark, feels real, will never be matched as a Fantasy movie (I generally prefer beginnings rather than endings) 10/10
    2. Return of the king: Great ending, iconic scenes, a bit too much CGI 10/10
    3. The Two Towers: Great follow up, Helms Deep Battle is legendary 10/10
    4. Hobbit: An unexpected journey: Not as good as LOTR but I still enjoyed the first one, had some great scenes, good casting 8/10
    5. Hobbit: Smaugs Desolation: This is where it went really downhill, still had a couple of good moments 6/10
    6. Hobbit: Battle of the five armies: Unnecessary third movie, should have been two movies, can't really remember anything from the movie 5/10
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    1. Two Towers (I love the battles and Saruman/Isengard Orcs)
    2. Return of the King (only beat Fellowship because I need some epic battles)
    3. Fellowship
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    1. Return of the king
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    1. Fellowship of the ring
    2. Return of the king
    3. The Two Towers

    I did not like Hobit films at all so I will not rank them either.
    Too long, too much BS extras.

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    Fellowship
    Return of the King
    Two Towers

    The Hobbit movies don't exist in my mind

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    1. Tied between Return of the King and Fellowship
    2. Two towers

    1. An unexpected journey
    2. Battle of the five armies
    3. Desolation of Smaug
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    Do you think J.R.R Tolkien should have gotten (= earned) Nobel prize of Literature?
    He was nominated 1961.

    Atleast he created something immoral.

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    1. Fellowship - Only one I can remember a fair chunk of, the first half in the Shire was nice
    2. Return of the King - Very long but good climactic battle scenes, knew I wouldn't have to sit through another
    3. Two Towers - Long and endless Orc battles with no resolution

    Haven't seen the others.

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    Agree with Kyp's sequencing.

    In the opening scenes of Fellowship, when Sauron is defeated and the shockwave expands over the valley and over the armys, that moment always gives me chills. A little part of my motivation for upgrading my home theater to a better system was so I could experience that part with more impact and power. Definitely one of the greatest effects I've ever seen in film.

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    1. Fellowship of the Ring.
    2. Return of the King.
    3. Two Towers.

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