Apricity 1st Kumite

[PaleoEuropean]

Who would win this round of a to the death bloodsport? Type in your vote for each fight and how they would win The winners will move on to round 2. I matched people fairly randomly but I wanted their first fights to be somewhat fair and entertaining.







Round one

Bracket 1

Christian V Daco -

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Richmond V Morti -

Bracket 2

Stellan V Child of Mud -

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Cal V Celestia -


Bracket 3

Mr.G v Mr. Wog -

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Teutone V El Abo -

[stellan]

omg i'm honored to be one of the contestants ahahaha

[PaleoEuropean]

BUMP FOR CHARITY (my favorite stripper down at the jiggle hut)

[Tauromachos]

[Harkonnen]

Christian is Viejo? Daco advances to next round because Viejo fails to show up to fight

Richmond v Morti

Richmond tries to trip Morti but somehow ends ups as the bottom, and Morti falls on him with his full weight. Richmond squeaks out a loud scream breaking Mortis ear drums. Mortis ears start to bleed, and he taps out. Richmond advances to next round.

Not sure about the rest.

[Teutone]

Round one

Bracket 1

Christian V Daco - CV very agressive guy but very close match

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Richmond V Morti - Morti as a gypsy is quick with the knife

Bracket 2

Stellan V Child of Mud - Child of Mud being a south central latina

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Cal V Celestia - Celestia, dont know cal

Bracket 3

Mr.G v Mr. Wog - Mr G

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Teutone V El Abo - I am involved so no decision

[Mr.G]

Hahahaha are you kidding me!? There would be no battle in the manner of Bloodsport between me and Mr. Wog!

Inspite of our heated and impassioned disagreement, Mr. Wog and myself would sit down and work through our differences (with both of us making compromises) and arrive at a mutually agreeable, middle-ground. Then, after finishing our coffee, we would depart this "battle" with a smile and a handshake.

[Celestia]

Cal is a sweetheart I could never fight her

[Faklon]

Fighting arenas

1

CV as a worker and DC as a customer in California.





2

Sumo fight in downtotwn Vienna



Starting with Rock me Amadeus



Ending with the tears of the gypsies representing the sweat of both

[El_Abominacion]

I got a solid image of Richmond and Morti brawling it out

Richmond uses the power of his ancestors and throws a pot of boiling southern sweet tea onto Morti who screams in agony. Richmond pulls out his trusty whip and is about to finish the job but then Morti takes off his clothes to reveal his gypsy cock and balls, invoking temporary blindness in the eyes of Richmond. With this lucky window of time Morti is able to steal the whip from Meade's hands and kicks him onto all fours. Morti begins relentlessly lashing him with the whip, mumbling something about revenge for the holocaust and grinning like a madman the whole time. Richmond, groaning with every lash decides to venture to his last resort. He hesitantly taps into his 5% Jewish ancestry and calls upon Ben Shapiro, who appears in a strike of lightning with a giant gavel in his hand. He promptly swings it at Mortimer who flies into the distance.

Meade expresses his thanks, and Shapiro replies, "It is my duty to protect one of my own. My wife is a doctor btw". Meade replies, "Thank you Ben Shapiro, but i'm not Jewish actually. The Jewish showing on my test is actually American Indian, they just mistook it for Ashkenazi". Shapiro promptly replies: "But that's literally impossible" and then proceeds to stand there for the next year explaining to Meade why he's actually part Jewish. By the time he's finished, Meade has died of mental exhaustion and therefore neither he nor Morti wins.