Apricity 1st Kumite

[Benyzero]

Bloodsport yeee. Me vs joso

[Teutone]

I got a solid image of Richmond and Morti brawling it out

Richmond uses the power of his ancestors and throws a pot of boiling southern sweet tea onto Morti who screams in agony. Richmond pulls out his trusty whip and is about to finish the job but then Morti takes off his clothes to reveal his gypsy cock and balls, invoking temporary blindness in the eyes of Richmond. With this lucky window of time Morti is able to steal the whip from Meade's hands and kicks him onto all fours. Morti begins relentlessly lashing him with the whip, mumbling something about revenge for the holocaust and grinning like a madman the whole time. Richmond, groaning with every lash decides to venture to his last resort. He hesitantly taps into his 5% Jewish ancestry and calls upon Ben Shapiro, who appears in a strike of lightning with a giant gavel in his hand. He promptly swings it at Mortimer who flies into the distance.

Meade expresses his thanks, and Shapiro replies, "It is my duty to protect one of my own. My wife is a doctor btw". Meade replies, "Thank you Ben Shapiro, but i'm not Jewish actually. The Jewish showing on my test is actually American Indian, they just mistook it for Ashkenazi". Shapiro promptly replies: "But that's literally impossible" and then proceeds to stand there for the next year explaining to Meade why he's actually part Jewish. By the time he's finished, Meade has died of mental exhaustion and therefore neither he nor Morti wins.

Hahahahahah my wife is a doctor btw

hahaahahhahaahah 10/10

[Teutone]

Bloodsport yeee. Me vs joso

Joso has a weird obsession with you,me and aldaris

I think hes pretty amusing and creative

[Benyzero]

Joso has a weird obsession with you,me and aldaris

I think hes pretty amusing and creative

I kinda like him somehow, like a distant weird cousin.

[PaleoEuropean]

I got a solid image of Richmond and Morti brawling it out

Richmond uses the power of his ancestors and throws a pot of boiling southern sweet tea onto Morti who screams in agony. Richmond pulls out his trusty whip and is about to finish the job but then Morti takes off his clothes to reveal his gypsy cock and balls, invoking temporary blindness in the eyes of Richmond. With this lucky window of time Morti is able to steal the whip from Meade's hands and kicks him onto all fours. Morti begins relentlessly lashing him with the whip, mumbling something about revenge for the holocaust and grinning like a madman the whole time. Richmond, groaning with every lash decides to venture to his last resort. He hesitantly taps into his 5% Jewish ancestry and calls upon Ben Shapiro, who appears in a strike of lightning with a giant gavel in his hand. He promptly swings it at Mortimer who flies into the distance.

Meade expresses his thanks, and Shapiro replies, "It is my duty to protect one of my own. My wife is a doctor btw". Meade replies, "Thank you Ben Shapiro, but i'm not Jewish actually. The Jewish showing on my test is actually American Indian, they just mistook it for Ashkenazi". Shapiro promptly replies: "But that's literally impossible" and then proceeds to stand there for the next year explaining to Meade why he's actually part Jewish. By the time he's finished, Meade has died of mental exhaustion and therefore neither he nor Morti wins.

The Bavarian build is hard to counter in combat

[PaleoEuropean]

Bloodsport yeee. Me vs joso

Gonna do more I have some good ones lined up for the 2nd Kumite.

[PaleoEuropean]

Cal is a sweetheart I could never fight her

You ladies are forced to mud wrestle to the death!

[PaleoEuropean]

Hahahaha are you kidding me!? There would be no battle in the manner of Bloodsport between me and Mr. Wog!

Inspite of our heated and impassioned disagreement, Mr. Wog and myself would sit down and work through our differences (with both of us making compromises) and arrive at a mutually agreeable, middle-ground. Then, after finishing our coffee, we would depart this "battle" with a smile and a handshake.

[Mixdguy17]

Hahahaha are you kidding me!? There would be no battle in the manner of Bloodsport between me and Mr. Wog!

Inspite of our heated and impassioned disagreement, Mr. Wog and myself would sit down and work through our differences (with both of us making compromises) and arrive at a mutually agreeable, middle-ground. Then, after finishing our coffee, we would depart this "battle" with a smile and a handshake.

I have never read something so accurate before.

[Mixdguy17]

I got a solid image of Richmond and Morti brawling it out

Richmond uses the power of his ancestors and throws a pot of boiling southern sweet tea onto Morti who screams in agony. Richmond pulls out his trusty whip and is about to finish the job but then Morti takes off his clothes to reveal his gypsy cock and balls, invoking temporary blindness in the eyes of Richmond. With this lucky window of time Morti is able to steal the whip from Meade's hands and kicks him onto all fours. Morti begins relentlessly lashing him with the whip, mumbling something about revenge for the holocaust and grinning like a madman the whole time. Richmond, groaning with every lash decides to venture to his last resort. He hesitantly taps into his 5% Jewish ancestry and calls upon Ben Shapiro, who appears in a strike of lightning with a giant gavel in his hand. He promptly swings it at Mortimer who flies into the distance.

Meade expresses his thanks, and Shapiro replies, "It is my duty to protect one of my own. My wife is a doctor btw". Meade replies, "Thank you Ben Shapiro, but i'm not Jewish actually. The Jewish showing on my test is actually American Indian, they just mistook it for Ashkenazi". Shapiro promptly replies: "But that's literally impossible" and then proceeds to stand there for the next year explaining to Meade why he's actually part Jewish. By the time he's finished, Meade has died of mental exhaustion and therefore neither he nor Morti wins.

JAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJA thatt was just wayyyyyyy too fucking goood lmaooooo