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    A friend of her (who happens to have money and know a lot of celebrities) wanted to introduce her to Barbra Streisand and since she didn't know who Barbra was, the stupid declined. I was like, wtf. No comments.
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    Sorry, I've been waiting forever to use this gif, I don't think your sister is stupid, I think she's just not into Barbra Steisand.
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    Vaguely related story:

    Visiting friends on Long Island, maybe 8 or 9 years ago, I was pushing my son in a stroller up and down the street, while my wife was browsing in a store. Motorcycle pulls up, and a man and a women get off right in front of me. Guy takes off his helmet and you can see he is an older guy, and the woman is young, tall, blonde. Within seconds, a kid is approaching him with paper and pen (the parents sent him over), and almost immediately this guy is signing an autograph, with the paper right on his bike seat. So I'm looking at the guy, who up to that point I only recognized as some random older dude, and I realize who it is.. Billy Joel.

    I decided to leave him alone, he didn't look that thrilled to be signing the autograph, and I figured he just wanted to spend some time with his wife/girlfriend whoever she was.

    Anyway, like Billy Joel, Barbara Streisand is probably tired of signing autographs too

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    Maybe sis saw her pic and lied because she didn't want to choose which eye to stare at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NSXD60 View Post
    Maybe sis saw her pic and lied because she didn't want to choose which eye to stare at.
    My sister is turning 40 this year.

    I laughed out loud in her face when she told me that bwahahaha

    Our brother-in-law (who grew up in the 70s) couldn't believe it.

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    why would you meet barbra streisand
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.G View Post
    Vaguely related story:

    Visiting friends on Long Island, maybe 8 or 9 years ago, I was pushing my son in a stroller up and down the street, while my wife was browsing in a store. Motorcycle pulls up, and a man and a women get off right in front of me. Guy takes off his helmet and you can see he is an older guy, and the woman is young, tall, blonde. Within seconds, a kid is approaching him with paper and pen (the parents sent him over), and almost immediately this guy is signing an autograph, with the paper right on his bike seat. So I'm looking at the guy, who up to that point I only recognized as some random older dude, and I realize who it is.. Billy Joel.

    I decided to leave him alone, he didn't look that thrilled to be signing the autograph, and I figured he just wanted to spend some time with his wife/girlfriend whoever she was.

    Anyway, like Billy Joel, Barbara Streisand is probably tired of signing autographs too
    I have seen several celebrities in person, SEVERAL. However, the closest I have interacted with was Tony Danza. In real life he acts just like the guy from Who's The Boss LOL. We were like friends almost (again, LOL).

    It was really excited at first to meet him because I grew up watching his TV series (it was broadcasted in my country in the late 90s).

    Anyways, I also met Matsui from the Yankees but I don't think you guys know he is. Also, Terrence Howard. I didn't get to chat with the latter though but we shook hands.

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    I am dumb too because I don`t know who is that barbra lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurrem sultana View Post
    why would you meet barbra streisand
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    I wouldn't really care to meet her as I'm not a fan of hers, too.
    Now, if it was Arnold Schwarzenegger, my reaction would be different.
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