Why english names are the most retarded in the whole IE world? It is unbearable...

[Rethel]

Retardness of personal first names in english is limitless.
Why is it so, and when it started? I would devide these moronic names on five categories:

1. Meaningless syllables like Jo, Jay, Jep aso.
2. Diminutive forms of normal names like: Tony, Jimmy, Bill, Ed etc.
3. Surnames as first names, like Harrison, McKinley, Kirk, Landon, Ormond, MacKenzee aso.
4. Geographical names like: Kimberley, Leeland, Lester, Kent etc.
5. Names of items or random words like: Fanta, Tesla*, Halo, Pharaoh, Shooter, aso.

*someone probably didn't have a surname in mind, but then category third.

The most imbecilic is probably the fifth group followed by idiotic third and moronic fourth.

I ask only: WHYYY???

[Radimir]

Why the need to have a middle name? I HATE THAT

[stellan]

hahaha i agree. i've always hated anglo names

[Westbrook]

Wow I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

hahaha i agree. i've always hated anglo names

[stellan]

Wow I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

u should. your name probably sucks
jk no hard feelings lmao, some are decent

[Trouble]

The English are a complete disgrace to their Indo-European forbearers.

[HelloGuys]

Yep, that's why names like Pedro, Juan, José, etc are the best in the world

[PaleoEuropean]

Who needs names with too many vowels when you control the world?

[Trouble]

Agree, that's why names like Pedro, Juan, José, etc are the best of the world

Those are only slightly better.

Only Slavs and central Asians like Tajiks have kept the Indo European spirit alive.

[HelloGuys]

Those are only slightly better.

Only Slavs and central Asians like Tajiks have kept the Indo European spirit alive.

Naa I was joking; I don't like those names either I was just being sarcastic xdddd