Pick female hockey players

[Komintasavalta]

(In the case you missed it, the latest morphs by each user are on the previous page.)

I tried dividing the players of each country into two groups based on whether they received above average or below average votes within their country. I counted picks for worst players as negative votes.

For each country, the morph with above average votes includes the first 11 players with the most votes, where in the case of players whose votes were tied, I selected random players. The second morph includes the other 12 or 11 players.

- In the case of most countries, the morph with more votes is wearing heavier makeup, and in the case of Finland, it even includes multiple players with fake eyelashes.
- In the case of every country except Finland, the morph with less votes has lower palpebral fissure height.
- In the case of Canada, the morph with less votes looks less white, because it includes at least 2-4 non-white players (I'm not sure of some of them).
- For Czech Republic, the morph with less votes has a higher y-axis position of the glabella, so it also has a longer distance between the eyebrows and the eyes.
- In the case of Finland, the morph with more votes has bigger cheekbones, a wider nose, and thicker lips.
- For France, the morph with more votes has a wider nasal root and a longer distance between the eyebrows.
- In the case of Russia, the morph with more votes appears to have higher canthal tilt, a longer nose, and a shorter chin, but it's partially because its photos are taken at a higher angle. In photos taken at a lower angle, canthal tilt appears lower, the nose appears shorter, and the chin appears longer.
- For Sweden, the morph with less votes has higher supraorbital rims and a higher y-axis position of the glabella, so it therefore also has a longer distance between the eyebrows and the eyes. Sweden is the only country where the morph with less votes has a clearly more elongated face shape.
- In the case of Switzerland, I think the morph with less votes looks better. It has a more round face, lighter eyes, more reddish skin, a wider nasal root, a shorter and wider nose, thicker lips, and a less pointy chin.
- United States is one country where the morph with less votes has lower orbits and a shorter distance between the eyebrows and the eyes.



I generated the GIF file above by running these shell commands (you're not meant to understand them, because they make heavy use of my custom functions, but it's just to give an idea of my obscure coding style):

zt 2 ta/hovo/vote|-sn|co|+ <(seq 205|aa '0 ')|uf 2|-st|+ <(zt 2 ta/hovo/worst|-sn|co|+ <(seq 205|aa 0\ )|uf 2|nnr|-st|tawk '{$1=-$1}1')|readdt|a1t '{print$1"\t"a[$2]"\t"$2}' ta/hovo/numa -|shuf|stab -rnsk1,1>t/vote
rmm t/count;zr /2<t/vote|u|while ir l;do x=`a -F/ '$(NF-1)==x' x="$l" t/vote`;p "$x"|h 11|zt 2|s ave1 crop3|aved t/count/"$l (more votes)";p "$x"|n 12,|zt 2|s ave1 crop3|aved t/count/"$l (less votes)";done;for f in t/count/*;do mor "$f";done;l t/count|gf ..|ev2

[Edgü]

My worst? picks i guess:
(10, 11, 13, 22, 32, 33, 38, 46, 47, 50, 69, 72, 76, 81, 84, 89, 100, 111, 114, 127, 128, 140, 153, 155, 160, 165, 168, 180, 190, 203)

I still think the 173 is one of the best girls and i could've picked more worst girls but there's a limit for that ... other than these i have nothing to say

[Edgü]

This was a double post now it is an eye candy

[Kyp]

Best:
4, 5, 8, 24, 26, 44, 52, 53. 59, 68, 77, 80, 97, 124, 129, 135,
139, 152
Worst:
3, 12, 10, 16, 21, 28, 31, 32, 36, 46, 50, 60, 66, 71, 76, 95, 94, 101,
127, 137, 140, 144, 147, 165, 191,

[Komintasavalta]

My worst? picks i guess:
(10, 11, 13, 22, 32, 33, 38, 46, 47, 50, 69, 72, 76, 81, 84, 89, 100, 111, 114, 127, 128, 140, 153, 155, 160, 165, 168, 180, 190, 203)

I still think the 173 is one of the best girls and i could've picked more worst girls but there's a limit for that ... other than these i have nothing to say

Similar to other members of the Uralisch cluster, your worst morph has a narrower face, higher upper eyelid exposure, higher orbits, and a narrower nose:



Based on your worst picks, your highest relatedness scores were again with members of the Uralisch cluster:

.433 IrisSelene
.367 Komintasavalta
.364 Hektor12
.348 travv
.323 RatCat
.291 Kyp
.286 mergen3
.267 Spaniard 2.0
.267 Creoda
.254 stellan
.233 Helen
.210 Defcon2
.185 PaleoEuropean
.174 Celestia
.167 XenophobicPrussian
.133 calxpal
.105 Óttar
.100 Dan Coren
.093 Herr Galke

This was a double post now it is an eye candy

Thanks for keeping the spirit of oldschool rural Komi girls alive. It is something that has been memoryholed and that is no longer allowed to exist.

Best:
4, 5, 8, 24, 26, 44, 52, 53. 59, 68, 77, 80, 97, 124, 129, 135,
139, 152
Worst:
3, 12, 10, 16, 21, 28, 31, 32, 36, 46, 50, 60, 66, 71, 76, 95, 94, 101,
127, 137, 140, 144, 147, 165, 191,

Your worst morph has lower canthal tilt, a narrower nasal root, thinner lips, and a more pointy chin (which I counted as "negative" traits in my previous thread). However it also has a wider nose (which I counted as a "positive" trait).

[Lemminkäinen]

Worst cases: 16,27,54,105,136,144,176,180,182

[Komintasavalta]

Worst cases: 16,27,54,105,136,144,176,180,182

You present further confirmation of my model that users who choose more round-faced people as their worst picks also tend to choose more light-pigmented people as their worst picks:



I think your worst morph has so far the most impressive bigonial diameter.

[cass]

(In the case you missed it, the latest morphs by each user are on the previous page.)

I tried dividing the players of each country into two groups based on whether they received above average or below average votes within their country. I counted picks for worst players as negative votes.

For each country, the morph with above average votes includes the first 11 players with the most votes, where in the case of players whose votes were tied, I selected random players. The second morph includes the other 12 or 11 players.

- In the case of most countries, the morph with more votes is wearing heavier makeup, and in the case of Finland, it even includes multiple players with fake eyelashes.
- In the case of every country except Finland, the morph with less votes has lower palpebral fissure height.
- In the case of Canada, the morph with less votes looks less white, because it includes at least 2-4 non-white players (I'm not sure of some of them).
- For Czech Republic, the morph with less votes has a higher y-axis position of the glabella, so it also has a longer distance between the eyebrows and the eyes.
- In the case of Finland, the morph with more votes has bigger cheekbones, a wider nose, and thicker lips.
- For France, the morph with more votes has a wider nasal root and a longer distance between the eyebrows.
- In the case of Russia, the morph with more votes appears to have higher canthal tilt, a longer nose, and a shorter chin, but it's partially because its photos are taken at a higher angle. In photos taken at a lower angle, canthal tilt appears lower, the nose appears shorter, and the chin appears longer.
- For Sweden, the morph with less votes has higher supraorbital rims and a higher y-axis position of the glabella, so it therefore also has a longer distance between the eyebrows and the eyes. Sweden is the only country where the morph with less votes has a clearly more elongated face shape.
- In the case of Switzerland, I think the morph with less votes looks better. It has a more round face, lighter eyes, more reddish skin, a wider nasal root, a shorter and wider nose, thicker lips, and a less pointy chin.
- United States is one country where the morph with less votes has lower orbits and a shorter distance between the eyebrows and the eyes.



I generated the GIF file above by running these shell commands (you're not meant to understand them, because they make heavy use of my custom functions, but it's just to give an idea of my obscure coding style):

zt 2 ta/hovo/vote|-sn|co|+ <(seq 205|aa '0 ')|uf 2|-st|+ <(zt 2 ta/hovo/worst|-sn|co|+ <(seq 205|aa 0\ )|uf 2|nnr|-st|tawk '{$1=-$1}1')|readdt|a1t '{print$1"\t"a[$2]"\t"$2}' ta/hovo/numa -|shuf|stab -rnsk1,1>t/vote
rmm t/count;zr /2<t/vote|u|while ir l;do x=`a -F/ '$(NF-1)==x' x="$l" t/vote`;p "$x"|h 11|zt 2|s ave1 crop3|aved t/count/"$l (more votes)";p "$x"|n 12,|zt 2|s ave1 crop3|aved t/count/"$l (less votes)";done;for f in t/count/*;do mor "$f";done;l t/count|gf ..|ev2

Interesting observations. Indeed the worst looking Germans Russians Finnish and Swiss have strong Paleouropid element (shorter nose, lower oculus). Unattractive version of Czechs, Swiss and French are that with strong masculine jaws (Brunn relics?). Surprisingly mesomorphic Swedes are more attractive then leptomorphic.

[Komintasavalta]

Interesting observations. Indeed the worst looking Germans Russians Finnish and Swiss have strong Paleouropid element (shorter nose, lower oculus). Unattractive version of Czechs, Swiss and French are that with strong masculine jaws (Brunn relics?). Surprisingly mesomorphic Swedes are more attractive then leptomorphic.

Yeah but that's because it's based on the crappy opinions of the majority of users who have higher affinity with the wog cluster than with the Uralic cluster.

Here's similar morphs that are based on votes of the Uralic cluster alone (me, Edgü, Hektor12, IrisSelene, Malagueña, Methuselah, and Stearsolina). They also include only the top 5 and worst 5 players for each country:



I think the morphs above look much more reasonable. Now in the case of every country apart from maybe Canada, the morph with more votes has a more round and robust face, and in the case of most countries, it also has a shorter or wider nose.

[XenophobicPrussian]

Oddly, I find most of the top 30 worst morphs better looking than TheMaestro's top 8, and lower N morphs usually look better. travv's worst morph is the only one I would consider actually ugly(although only n = 16) of the worst morphs, even my own I consider below average(and it's the least attractive of the bunch outside of travv's to me)