Pick Swedish soccer players

[savvas]

The most famous male actors are not blonde...they look med ( or atlantid -alpine ) most of the time..
I know very well that almost every woman ( European-caucasian ) prefer med men...

Ma non diciamo puttanate.
Rifletti: quando vedi per strada il comunissimo tamarretto belloccio provvisto di odiosa terron face, accompagnato dalla sua fighetta altrettanto dozzinale, l'unica cosa a cui pensi è solo quanto ti stia sull'anima e quanta gioia ti darebbe vedere la sua testa svettare sulla cima di una picca.
Quelle rare volte, invece, in cui incontri uno slayer proveniente dalle latitudini polari non puoi far altro che rimanere basito e ammirarne la bellezza statuaria e irraggiungibile per noi, propaggine settentrionale dell'Africa.

Mi è capitato proprio oggi: mi si è parata davanti quest'incarnazione di Odino, 1,90, 2 metri di spalle, faccia da slayer incorniciata da una bella barba bionda; non ho nemmeno provato invidia nei suoi confronti (cosa che di norma provo verso gli odiati bellocci), ho solo potuto sentire ammirazione verso un esemplare umano indiscutibilmente superiore.

Il morettino scugnizzo alla Corona magari si porterà a letto la tua ragazza, cuckholdandoti, ma lo slayer norreno ti rende manifesta, per contrasto, la tua subumanità. Se potessi scegliere chi preferiresti essere?

[barnumandbailey]

BEST: 1 6 17 19 29 30 34 40 47 58 65 71 81 88 99 112 115 117 121 128

WORST: 31 56 57 59 63 66 70 73 75 78 87 92 95 105 106 107 109 113 114 120

[Komintasavalta]

Since we're now on a new page, I'll mention it again that you can now use this HTML file to pick players more easily: https://jsbin.com/bedehas.

BEST: 1 6 17 19 29 30 34 40 47 58 65 71 81 88 99 112 115 117 121 128

WORST: 31 56 57 59 63 66 70 73 75 78 87 92 95 105 106 107 109 113 114 120

Your morphs look pretty similar to Nurzat and Celestia:



You also have highest relatedness with Celestia and Nurzat:

User	Total score	Shared best picks	Shared worst picks	Enemy picks
Celestia	21	13	8	0
Nurzat	16	8	9	1
stellan	15	8	7	0
Aeduard	14	8	8	2
Not a Cop	13	5	9	1
WeirdLookingFellow	12	6	7	1
hecate	11	8	6	3
hmaohma78	9	5	5	1
Creoda	8	6	5	3
IrisSelene	8	4	9	5
XenophobicPrussian	7	5	5	3
Helen	7	3	5	1
Yamyam	6	6	5	5
Alenka	5	4	4	3
Komintasavalta	2	2	6	6
Stearsolina	1	0	4	3
Dan Coren	-2	2	3	7

You had the highest valuation score for the trait "Non-protruding eyeballs" and the lowest score for the trait "Lack of facial hair":

22 Non-protruding eyeballs
17 Robust face
15 Wide mouth
14 Low upper eyelid exposure
12 Non-prominent eyelids
10 Light eye color
6 Wide or short nose
5 High canthal tilt
4 High position of ears
-9 Thick lips
-9 Light hair color
-11 Round face shape
-34 Lack of facial hair

[calxpal]

Best: 9,11,13,28,38,42,45,48,49,50,51,60,62,78,86,92,93, 95,102,110

Worst: 2,31,40,43,46,47,53,54,59,66,71,72,81,87,90,96,104 ,105,106,109,

[Komintasavalta]

Best: 9,11,13,28,38,42,45,48,49,50,51,60,62,78,86,92,93, 95,102,110

Worst: 2,31,40,43,46,47,53,54,59,66,71,72,81,87,90,96,104 ,105,106,109,

Your best picks look more like my worst picks and vice versa. Compared to your best picks, your worst picks have a wider and more robust face, a wider nose, lower supraorbital rims, wider mouth, and a wider chin:



You have a negative valuation score for almost every trait, which means that you value the opposite facial traits as me. I calculated the score by first classifying the traits of each player on a scale from -2 to 2. For example the score for very thick lips is 2, thick lips is 1, intermediate thickness of lips is 0, thin lips is -1, and very thin lips is -2. I gave positive points to the pole of the trait which I consider more attractive myself (regardless of gender). I then added together the score of your best picks, and I subtraced the score of your worst picks. For each trait, the maximum score is 80 and the minimum score is -80. (Maybe I should've divided the scores by 80, so they would range from -1.0 to 1.0 instead, but I like integers better than real numbers.)

7 Lack of facial hair
1 High position of ears
-2 Thick lips
-3 High canthal tilt
-4 Light eye color
-8 Light hair color
-14 Non-prominent eyelids
-18 Round face shape
-21 Wide mouth
-21 Non-protruding eyeballs
-23 Low upper eyelid exposure
-27 Wide or short nose
-32 Robust face

You don't have very high relatedness with anyone, but your closest match is hmaohma78. You have 10 enemy picks with me (where your best picks are my worst picks or vice versa):

User	Total score	Shared best picks	Shared worst picks	Enemy picks
hmaohma78	11	7	6	2
Dan Coren	10	5	7	2
Alenka	9	6	7	4
stellan	7	4	8	5
Celestia	7	2	9	4
hecate	7	2	8	3
XenophobicPrussian	6	4	5	3
WeirdLookingFellow	6	3	8	5
Helen	5	2	6	3
Not a Cop	4	2	6	4
Stearsolina	3	5	3	5
IrisSelene	2	3	7	8
barnumandbailey	0	0	7	7
Creoda	-1	1	4	6
Aeduard	-1	0	6	7
Nurzat	-2	0	6	8
Komintasavalta	-5	2	3	10
Yamyam	-5	0	4	9

So far the pairs of users with the highest number of enemy picks are stellan and Yamyam (12), me and Alenka (11), Aeduard and Yamyam (11), and me and you (10):

	Aeduard	Alenka	barnumandbailey	calxpal	Celestia	Creoda	Dan Coren	hecate	Helen	hmaohma78	IrisSelene	Komintasavalta	Not a Cop	Nurzat	Stearsolina	stellan	WeirdLookingFellow	XenophobicPrussian	Yamyam
Aeduard	0	0	2	7	1	3	3	2	1	2	8	6	2	3	8	1	1	2	11
Alenka	0	0	3	4	1	5	5	2	3	1	8	11	3	5	6	2	5	4	11
barnumandbailey	2	3	0	7	0	3	7	3	1	1	5	6	1	1	3	0	1	3	5
calxpal	7	4	7	0	4	6	2	3	3	2	8	10	4	8	5	5	5	3	9
Celestia	1	1	0	4	0	3	4	1	1	2	5	4	2	1	4	0	2	3	7
Creoda	3	5	3	6	3	0	2	5	4	3	5	1	2	2	7	5	3	1	1
Dan Coren	3	5	7	2	4	2	0	6	6	4	9	9	5	7	9	4	4	3	7
hecate	2	2	3	3	1	5	6	2	4	4	6	6	2	6	7	1	4	3	7
Helen	1	3	1	3	1	4	6	4	2	3	0	3	2	7	3	1	4	3	7
hmaohma78	2	1	1	2	2	3	4	4	3	0	2	2	2	7	4	1	7	2	6
IrisSelene	8	8	5	8	5	5	9	6	0	2	0	0	5	4	4	7	7	6	2
Komintasavalta	6	11	6	10	4	1	9	6	3	2	0	0	2	2	2	7	4	2	0
Not a Cop	2	3	1	4	2	2	5	2	2	2	5	2	0	1	3	5	1	3	3
Nurzat	3	5	1	8	1	2	7	6	7	7	4	2	1	0	4	2	4	2	3
Stearsolina	8	6	3	5	4	7	9	7	3	4	4	2	3	4	0	6	4	4	3
stellan	1	2	0	5	0	5	4	1	1	1	7	7	5	2	6	0	4	4	12
WeirdLookingFellow	1	5	1	5	2	3	4	4	4	7	7	4	1	4	4	4	2	1	3
XenophobicPrussian	2	4	3	3	3	1	3	3	3	2	6	2	3	2	4	4	1	0	2
Yamyam	11	11	5	9	7	1	7	7	7	6	2	0	3	3	3	12	3	2	0

So far pairs of users with zero enemy picks are two pairs from the Uralic cluster (me and Yamyam, me and IrisSelene), four pairs from the wog cluster (Aeduard and Alenka, barnumandbailey and Celestia, barnumandbailey and stellan, Celestia and stellan), and one pair between an unaligned user and a member of the Uralic cluster (Helen and IrisSelene).

[barnumandbailey]

Since we're now on a new page, I'll mention it again that you can now use this HTML file to pick players more easily: https://jsbin.com/bedehas.



Your morphs look pretty similar to Nurzat and Celestia:



You also have highest relatedness with Celestia and Nurzat:

User	Total score	Shared best picks	Shared worst picks	Enemy picks
Celestia	21	13	8	0
Nurzat	16	8	9	1
stellan	15	8	7	0
Aeduard	14	8	8	2
Not a Cop	13	5	9	1
WeirdLookingFellow	12	6	7	1
hecate	11	8	6	3
hmaohma78	9	5	5	1
Creoda	8	6	5	3
IrisSelene	8	4	9	5
XenophobicPrussian	7	5	5	3
Helen	7	3	5	1
Yamyam	6	6	5	5
Alenka	5	4	4	3
Komintasavalta	2	2	6	6
Stearsolina	1	0	4	3
Dan Coren	-2	2	3	7

You had the highest valuation score for the trait "Non-protruding eyeballs" and the lowest score for the trait "Lack of facial hair":

22 Non-protruding eyeballs
17 Robust face
15 Wide mouth
14 Low upper eyelid exposure
12 Non-prominent eyelids
10 Light eye color
6 Wide or short nose
5 High canthal tilt
4 High position of ears
-9 Thick lips
-9 Light hair color
-11 Round face shape
-34 Lack of facial hair

God, I'd kill to look like my "best" morph.

Celestia's isn't bad, too, but his interpupillary distance is a tad low, which I'm not the biggest fan of.

[Komintasavalta]

I used this tool to create a PCA chart and heatmap based on the number of shared picks in this thread: https://biit.cs.ut.ee/clustvis/.

In the PCA chart below, the x-axis seems to differentiate the Uralic cluster from everyone else. The most extreme members of the Uralic cluster (me and Yamyam) are the furthest to the left, but the more moderate members (IrisSelene and Stearsolina) are closer to the center. On the y-axis, I think users whose best picks have a larger or more robust face tend to be closer to the bottom.



In this heatmap, we can see the small Uralic cluster in the top left corner, where me, Yamyam, Stearsolina, and IrisSelene have shared bright red squares. In the bottom right corner is the much larger wog cluster. On the y-axis, the earliest branch is between the Uralic cluster and everyone else. But on the x-axis, calxpal, Helen, and hmaohma are included in a branch together with the Uralic cluster.

[Komintasavalta]

I now made a PCA graph that is not based on just the number of shared picks between each pair of users, but based on which particular players were the best and worst picks of each user. I created a table with one row for each user and one column for each player, where I set the value of a column as 1 if the player was a best pick of the user, -1 if the player was a worst pick of the user, and 0 otherwise.



The members of the Uralic cluster are plotted near the left side of the graph. For each member of the Uralic cluster, their best picks have lighter facial hair than their worst picks, but for most other users, it's the other way around.

Me, Yamyam, and IrisSelene also follow a pattern where the shape of the face and the nose is more wide and short for our best picks and more long and narrow for our worst picks. For calxpal, Alenka, and Dan Coren, it's the other way around, but they also plot the furthest away from us.

barnumandbailey, Celestia, and Nurzat plot together near the top of the graph. They have similar-looking morphs, where their best picks have a more large and robust face than their worst picks, and their best picks also have relatively heavy facial hair.

Users with the lowest values for PC2 have a relatively small or gracile face for their best picks, including calxpal, Stearsolina, Dan Coren, Alenka, and hmaohma78.

Here I tried sorting the morphs of each user based on the position of the user on the PCA graph above: