pick NHLers

[Harkonnen]

2, 42, 70

and the ugly?

[Hulu]

and the ugly?

No one really. As you would expect of nordic sportsmen. Players in general look good, physical prowes and constant activity help.

[Harkonnen]

4 8 13 16 21 27 31 38 51 53 56 58 62 63 70 72 75 76 78 83 84 85 88 91 96 111 112 117 118 120 123

I picked Olli Jokinen, because I'm on a pseudo-SSA streak, and no-one else is going to pick him anyway.

Morph of my picks:

Olli is certainly top5 in alpha, chadness, and "cool" factor. Unfortunately in our modern perverted times, these basic yearnings of the reptilian brain get overrun by the mystic brain re-programmers of the ******** cult.

[Harkonnen]

No one really. As you would expect of nordic sportsmen. Players in general look good, physical prowes and constant activity help.

Nonsense. Pick at least 5

[Komintasavalta]

Olli Jokinen would look even more chad with lower orbits though:



Maybe if his orbits would be lower, he wouldn't have been picked as ugliest by the girls in this thread.

[Harkonnen]

You are right. He looks much better in this pic where he's squinting his eyes



He is also somewhat long faced. You should broaden his face for looxmaxxing.

[Harkonnen]

Now loox much more alpha and dominant

[Harkonnen]

Megaslayer

[Harkonnen]

versus

[Hulu]

He just needs some eyebrows. Eyelashes too.