Classify all these Ashkenazi Jewish Celebrities

[ModernMaskil]

According to the Torah to be a Jew you have to be religiously a Jew or be born to one Jewish mother, so despite her being only half. She is a Jew

You inherit your tradition (masores) from your father, not your mother, so if you're speaking purely religiously, she is not Ashkenazi and you're wrong on that account as well.

Either way, when discussing phenotypes describing a half-Jew as an "Ashkenazi Jew" is pretty inane.

[Cristiano viejo]

Bruh the fact that he gets South Asian roles means he's one of the darkest lol

Nah, Antonio Banderas gets the Latin and even Arab role in Hollywood and he is not one of the darkest Spaniards.

[Pro.crasti.nation]

What about Fisher Stevens and Brian George who played Raj's dad in The Big Bang Theory?

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

You inherit your tradition (masores) from your father, not your mother, so if you're speaking purely religiously, she is not Ashkenazi and you're wrong on that account as well.

Either way, when discussing phenotypes describing a half-Jew as an "Ashkenazi Jew" is pretty inane.

How am I wrong? It doesn't matter that you inherit your Masores from your Father, if we're speaking through what has been considered throughout history it was usually always your Mother. Why is now the Father?

[ModernMaskil]

What about Fisher Stevens and Brian George who played Raj's dad in The Big Bang Theory?

Brian George isn't Ashkenazi.

[ModernMaskil]

How am I wrong? It doesn't matter that you inherit your Masores from your Father, if we're speaking through what has been considered throughout history it was usually always your Mother. Why is now the Father?

No, it wasn't. Masores was never inherited from the mother, Jewish status was. Masores has always been patrilineal.

[Alenka]

How am I wrong? It doesn't matter that you inherit your Masores from your Father, if we're speaking through what has been considered throughout history it was usually always your Mother. Why is now the Father?

Posting Scarlett would be like posting Drake. He has an Ashkenazi mother, just like her.
Therefore they are equally Ashkenazi.

[Alenka]

This is an anthro forum. Both parents matter equally, in a genetic and phenotypical sense.
This is not rocket science, but elementary school level biology.

Thus, rather than posting Scarlett or Drake, it obviously makes more sense to post their Ashkenazi mothers.

[Parça do Neymar]

Agreed, Also I always thought Zuckerberg was weird or strange looking maybe it's the weird orientalid eyes he has, but for these reasons he gets memed for looking like an Alien Reptillian Shapeshifter lol

His Time's "Person of the Year" picture does look like a textbook Reptilian meme haha

Spoiler!

What about Fisher Stevens and Brian George who played Raj's dad in The Big Bang Theory?

Brian George isn't Ashkenazi, but some kind of Mizrahi. I think he looks Indian as fuck.

[PhenotypeMaster]

All of them look mediterranean except from Sarah Silverman, Scarlett Johansson, and Mark Zuckerberg.