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    Default Does Belgium really exist?

    In the January of 1999 when internet wasn't still popular, Zapato wrote the following article on why Belgium doesn't exist:

    The TRUTH About "Belgium"
    The New World Order's Belgian Conspiracy


    Very well argumented, he presented it as a place meant to be a liberal paradise when the self-identifying Belgians were just brainwashed Seattle barmen (aka hipsters).

    Wait a second, this is the 90's. Liberalism and hipsters weren't still that popular.

    Later that year, Matrix is released to show people how it is to live in a simulation. To convince them that they are living in reality.

    Even later, Belgium becomes the official European capital.

    Belgium is the capital of chocolate, there is nothing more lusty and romantic than chocolate.

    Now ask yourself, have you ever met a Belgian who is completely normal and/or one who can't speak English?

    Is Belgium still a running liberal project?
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    Facts

    Belgium has conveniently managed to wind up with the two-letter ISO 3166-1 country code BE, which is used for everything from their top-level Internet domain to tracking FedEx packages shipped into the "country" (NWO operatives in FedEx use the code to route the packages under Euro-Disneyland). Besides being at the end of the address of every website "hosted" in the "country," this code is also featured prominently on the official Belgium website (i.e. belgium.be), as the site's -- if not Belgium's -- logo.

    The choice of this code was no coincidence. By associating Belgium with "be", Belgian Conspiracy memeticists are trying to inculcate the "country" into being. Their primary goal is to have one think "be" whenever one sees the word "Belgium", causing a cognitive fusion with the verb "to be" that will result in one believing that Belgium exists. Furthermore, they hope that "be" will become so totally linked with Belgium that one can't disassociate the two, leading to the breakdown of the separate concept of "being" and the acceptance of their new concept of "Belgiuming". At that point, Belgium -- or more specifically, the Belgian Conspiracy -- will define existence, and the very reality of all things non-Belgian will be in doubt.
    Cartoon boy Belgium-supremicist Tin Tin has taught European children to feel inadequate for not being adventurous, globetrotting Belgians for almost three quarters of a century. Tin Tin's first adventure? Why, visiting the Soviet Union of course (Kuifje in de Sovjetunie, 1929).
    In a similar vein to Tin Tin, the Smurfs - created by a "Belgian" named Peyo - are really a vehicle to indoctrinate extreme leftist propaganda in our children. See for instance:
    Smurf's Communist Leanings
    Socio-political Smurfs
    Papa Smurf is a Communist (Original was removed by the Conspiracy, link goes to Archive.org version)
    S.M.U.R.F.: Socialist Men Under a Red Father

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    Are you trying to call Septentrion to post about about something else other than pigmentation frequencies for the first time? Not sure if it's gonna work...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damião de Góis View Post
    Are you trying to call Septentrion to post about about something else other than pigmentation frequencies for the first time? Not sure if it's gonna work...
    What's your proof that Belgium actually exists?

    How you ever met a Belgian patriot irl?

    The land exists but how can we know that it isn't just the border between France and the Netherlands?

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    I think Belgium is a hoax.

    Has anyone here actually been to Belgium to see if it really exists?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linebacker View Post
    I think Belgium is a hoax.

    Has anyone here actually been to Belgium to see if it really exists?
    I know of two people that have been in "Belgium" but none of them can prove that it really was Belgium.

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    It is definitely one of the most bogus and least cohesive nations in Europe.

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    It takes same amount of mental gymnastics to prove the existance of Belgium as denying the existance of Santa.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tooting Carmen View Post
    It is definitely one of the most bogus and least cohesive nations in Europe.
    Count in that speaking French is popular among liberal hipsters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faklon View Post
    In the January of 1999 when internet wasn't still popular, Zapato wrote the following article on why Belgium doesn't exist:
    lol, Zapato = Shoe a noble surname must in fact be a "Doctor Honoris Causa".


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