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    Quote Originally Posted by Celestia View Post
    I must’ve misread the first time cause that’s how I took the joke haha!
    I think it’s true most women want the man to initiate intimacy even if they’re wanting it lol
    Yes, that was the point of the joke, I was afraid that because of that mistake it made no sense.

    Your English masculine and feminine personal pronouns are so similar to me that I am often wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixajo View Post
    Yes, that was the point of the joke, I was afraid that because of that mistake it made no sense.

    Your English masculine and feminine personal pronouns are so similar to me that I am often wrong.
    Haha, your first version is even funnier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richmondbread View Post
    highly amusing

    I have subbed to your youtube channel

    i can see some videos are likely to be golden

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richmondbread View Post
    We will have to have separate bedrooms, however, because I need my privacy. The only time we will get together in the same bed, is for our baby making sessions.
    I'm sure your future wife will have many lover in her empty bed, including tall mandingo terminators and mexican gigolos.

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    You might as well say she will be able to breathe underwater, fly like a bird and speak 103 languages, RB, it's all the same.
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    Ideally my wife will ask me for permission but I'm not sure if I'm dominant authority enough to make it work that way my mum and sister do not ask me for permission
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richmondbread View Post
    Thank you for this gem. I thoroughly enjoyed it and took the liberty of transcribing some of my favourite quotes:

    ...but I don't want her to be too intimate with me, I like my own privacy. So, I picture us living on a beautiful - in a beautiful - in a beautiful ranch in Virginia somewhere - horse farm - on a ten acre farm with horses, and we go out riding together and singing together - when it comes to our lifestyle, I believe we will have to have separate bedrooms [...] I can't have a woman in my room messing around with my stuff, I just need my own bedroom, and she can have her bedroom, her little girly bedroom, I'll have my boy bedroom [...] we will also have to have separate bathrooms, because I'm not gonna shower together, and I'm n- I'm not sharing the shower, or anything like that, I have to have my own privacy - and I think it's really for her benefit, because, you know, in case I have some gastro-intestinal issues - she can have her own little area away from that, I'm only thinking of her...
    ...we have to have our own bedrooms - there's no law - what law says a man and wife have to share the same bed? Now, when it comes to our baby-making time together, we will have to find - heh, heh - the right bedroom for that - I don't think it really matters - mine or hers, but, you know, most of the time we won't be doing that, we'll be praying together, we'll have our own little prayer sessions...
    ...I picture her like a really sweet girl with like a high - like a 'hi!' you know a - 'hi! Hi Meade!' - and ultra feminine because she has to balance my ultra masculine - because I'm very masculine that way - so she has to be ultra feminine. So she'll be cooking me my meals - you know, my gourmet meals - eggs benedict and stuff like that. And she'll be - yeah! wear her apron, and - oh, she'll be real pretty...
    So my wife can do all the diaper changing. She can change the diapers, and, do all that good stuff. Now, I might offer to help now and then, but when I change diapers I will have to wear sanitary gloves. I can't get my hands anywhere near that stuff. [...] I like children and infants and babies but I don't want them spitting up all over me - 'specially if I'm wearing my nice suit, you know. So we'll just have to arrange our baby cuddling time.
    I believe marriage can work. Now if we have our separate bedrooms, it will also lead to less domestic disputes. You know - that's why most people divorce, they have to share a room with someone. You have to be with them 24:7, and you just get tired of that. We will have our own private arrangements, so - can't go wrong with that.
    I believe in that 'Leave it to Beaver' tradition of marriage...
    Some people say 'well Meade, what do you have to offer a woman?' Well first of all, I can yodel, OK, I can yodel, um, I'm very good, at, uh, uh, um... [notable pause] um, well, you know, I have a certain, um, way - I don't know, I think that, um, I have a lot of good qualities, I really do, I have a lot of good qualities, and I have a happy disposition, a very charming and, and, uh, nurturing disposition, which I think is going to be helpful in our walk together. Through marriage.
    Who's going to take care of the horses, Meade?
    Last edited by Longbowman; 03-26-2021 at 12:48 PM.
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