Washington D.C. — Donald Trump, 74, has been pronounced dead after a rare disease affected his mouth and chest. On this Thursday, 8, Donald John Trump died after struggling with rare disease for weeks. Medical examiners said his state was woefully terrible and that his family is lucky to be alive due to the high mortality of this easily infectious disease.

Dr. Susan Rosenberg, PhD in Medicine from Columbia University, New York, states that:
"Ligma Balls is a disease which affects 9 in 10 members on The Apricity".

Source: Yourhairybutt.com


Rest in Peace, Donald Trump!