How do you keep bunnies from eating your tulips and other bulbs?

[Aemma]

Do you know how many Americans are killed each year by bunnies? It's him or you. For the sake of Apricity and our Other Marriage, please let it be him.

Now that was too dang funny! I love ya Dres!

[Æmeric]

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[Allenson]

WTF happened to this thread, anyway?

[Aemma]

WTF happened to this thread, anyway?

It seems it got hijacked by Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd!

...Aemma

[Skandi]

Try human hair, it's meant to work if you put it in bundles around the edge of the garden, personally I would shoot them though.

[Frigga]

I remember Gwynyvyr posted a good post on O.net, and she said to go to your local barber, and collect lots of hair, and place it around your garden. And you can even collect your own urine (hey it's free!!!) and pour it around the perimeter of your tulip beds. And do it often. You want the bunnies to think that you frequent the place all the time. They don't want to think that they might be on the menu, and if there's a lot of predator activity, they'll be in danger of being picked off. Therefore, they'd be scared to go to a feeding area.

You can also make a bunny repellent spray, using hot pepper oils, and spraying it on your flowers. They won't want to eat those tasty tenderlings if their tongues get burned!

But, if it was me, I'd shoot them damn bunnies, and make bunny stew! Actually, I'd get my boyfriend to shoot them, and then I'd make the stew.

[Birka]

Grow some cannabis plants, the rabbits will prefer these and get too stoned and will forget about eating your flowers.

When we were wee lads, my brothers and myself did supply quite a bit o rabbit with our trusty .22's, and my mom used to combine rabbit with chicken (and even squirrel at times) for a great pot of natural stew.

[Ulf]

Cuddle them. To death.

@Brika, tulips are like Doritos to rabbits, now imagine a high rabbit.

[Vulpix]

Cuddle them. To death.

I have thought about that ! *cuddle cuddle cuddle*

[Birka]

@Brika, tulips are like Doritos to rabbits, now imagine a high rabbit.

Ha Ha. Just imagine, rabbits with munchies! But then they would hop home very, very slowly and watch old black and white movies all night long. Err, or was that me?