I swear that these kinds of cringe awkward things make up half my day and I don’t even ask for them to happen.

My convo today:

I go inside restaurant, small Hispanic chick, “wow I feel so short you’re tall, how tall are you”

Me: “around 6 foot 4”

Her:”oh that’s not that tall”

Me: “confused wtf are you even trying to say face looking directly into her eyes with my soulless void eyes”

Her: “quickly goes in kitchen”