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[Faklon]

Zeus had red bull and turned into white bull depsite being a wog, fucked Europa who was fond of bestiality and the continent was born. Apollo brought the sun that showed how small his penis was.

Vikings were tired of valkyries controlling them so they decided to leave, some times they would also kill themselves for fun in order to go to Vallhala where a male would rule them.

Celtic druids had a lot of drugs, a tradition that continues in modern Gaul with Moroccans.

Slavs fucked the ground so it can give them more potato.



You get the main story, my affiliate sean will provide you with perverted pictures.

[Creoda]

Ancient Ireland had 5 provinces. Mide was one of the provinces.





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Meath

I think that map is wrong, as Offaly is included in Leinster, when it was historically part of Mide/Meath.

[Grace O'Malley]

I think that map is wrong, as Offaly is included in Leinster, when it was historically part of Mide/Meath.

Here's another one. Yes map above in incorrect. Good pick up. You know your Irish geography better than I do.

[Creoda]

Here's another one. Yes map above in incorrect. Good pick up. You know your Irish geography better than I do.

I should correct myself, the part of Offaly that my family is from (Firceall) was part of Meath, the area that the county takes it name from was Leinster, and another part was Munster

[Anglo-Celtic]

I should correct myself, the part of Offaly that my family is from (Firceall) was part of Meath, that area that the county takes it name from was Leinster, and another part was Munster

I can trace to Antrim, Derry, Donegal, Down, Dublin, Kildare, Kilkenny, Laois, Mayo (maybe), Tipperary, and Wicklow. Those are just the immigrant ancestors that I know of.

[Grace O'Malley]

I should correct myself, the part of Offaly that my family is from (Firceall) was part of Meath, the area that the county takes it name from was Leinster, and another part was Munster

My mother worked in Birr when she was younger. Her home town is not far very far from Offaly. Brian Cowan former Irish PM was from Offaly and he was called Biffo for short (Big ignorant fuck from Offaly).

[Anglo-Celtic]

My mother worked in Birr when she was younger. Her home town is not far very far from Offaly. Brian Cowan former Irish PM was from Offaly and he was called Biffo for short (Big ignorant fuck from Offaly).

That's a funny nickname. It's Offaly mean, though (I'll be showing myself out the door).

[Longbowman]

So I read the Second Branch of the Mabinogion. Here are the highlights:
- The Irish King Mathowlch wanted to unite the two ruling families of Ireland and Island of the Mighty. So I guess maybe in ancient prehistoric times there was a ruling family (before the Romans) who united the Isles? It’s pretty ironic considering the enmity of Ireland and Britian

- Bendigiedfran son of Lyr, seems to be a giant as Gyfenwid (Llasr Lylaes who ran from a pouring iron house from Ireland) since a passage states he could not fit in a house so for the wedding ceremony the families had to live outside tents.

- Sea forests, moving mountains, but most importantly these represent people the mountain being Bendigiedfran‘s face and body for some dumb reason, didn’t expect these kind of mythic features in Wales tbh. I thought lakes being people was a more Indian (dot) thing

- And after all that fighting none were alive in Ireland save for 5 pregnant women in a cave who gave birth to sons; and being mythology you know where this is all going ��. These are the origin story for the 5 provinces of Ireland but the historical provinces were: Ulster, Munster, Connacht and Leinster. So maybe in ancient times there was a 5th Irish province

Bro you really have to dump this. You might as well read British mythology and conclude the country was founded by and named for Brutus of Troy. No, no Irish king ever ruled ocer Britain.

I give you props for attempting to follow the paganism that is applicable to your ancestry rather than doing what every other identity-seeking neopagan does, which is "Norse paganism" even if you're Anglo.

Also not really 'ironic' as the native peoples of England were displaced by Germanics who brought their own pantheon (although it was largely replaced very quickly. I do live right by a place named for Odin though - about 200m away).

[Creoda]

My mother worked in Birr when she was younger. Her home town is not far very far from Offaly. Brian Cowan former Irish PM was from Offaly and he was called Biffo for short (Big ignorant fuck from Offaly).

Yes, biffo is a nickname for people from there, and he looked one. I know Cowen is infamous in Ireland now but when my father was back there a few years ago he was given this plate that belonged to Cowen, and spoke to him over Skype.

Now in the cabinet here.
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[Daco Celtic]

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