Why do I keep getiting rejected by "The Voice"?

[Oneeye]

Try audition with those songs posted, Richmond. You may get lucky.


If it works, hire her as your talent agent.

[NSXD60]

If you can't beat 'em join 'em by starting your own singing competition on your youtube channel, and debut the show by pitting yourself against the stellar vocal talents of say, Tooting Carmen and Mortimer, then if your fans decide in your favor, put out a call for the lurking Bobby Martnen to join you and battle it out by both singing James Blunt's "Monsters", perhaps standing on either side of a picture of Uncle Joe, changing the line "...chase the monsters away" to "....Nazis away". What's my cut for being the producer, btw?