I'm going to Ukraine

[Dick]

I'm currently on the outskirts of Warsaw. I got picked up by Anton and driven to a farm. Many of us here (Americans, Canadians, Bolivians, Brits, etc.) The vibe is excellent. Morale is his high.

I must admit I had second thoughts. Even on the plane, I thought to myself, "Do I really want to put myself in danger?" An affable old man sitting next to me could not help but notice I was making what appeared to him to be strange facial gestures but was actually my inner turmoil expressing itself. When I explained my purpose was to fight for Zelensky and Ukraine, he became excited. He drew everyone's attention to us. Before I knew it, I was surrounded by a crowd. An appreciative flight attendant was able to slip through the crowd and slip her hand down my pants and, to my surprise, jack me off in front of everyone. The crowd clapped and cheered. I felt their warmth, and those nearest me also felt my warmth. For the first time, I was able to sleep on a plane. Lulled to sleep by the collective love of those who know a hero when they see one. No more inner turmoil. I made the right choice.

As I said, morale is really high. We're all itching for a fight. Here is me explaining to a hot chick how to fire an AK-47.



I held an AK-47 once, so I'm qualified to train her. She doesn't speak English, and no one here speaks her foreign gibberish. Her name is too difficult to pronounce, so I call her Mary. I think she likes her new name. We're splitting an uber to Lviv tomorrow morning, and then from Lviv to destiny.

It's been nothing but positives, bros.

I'll report back when I reach the front.

Tell her to wear a mask next time. We’re in a global plandemic ffs

[Mortimer]

Thanks to my White Nationalist connections, I talked to a Ukrainian dude through zoom who was impressed by my past as a boy scout. I agreed to fight the Russian menace.

Many nationalists mistake the Ukrainians for Europeans and the Russians for hordes from Asia, although the Ukrainians are also Russians or East Slavs. The Ukrainians are also not Protestant or Roman Catholic but Orthodox and there are a few Greek Catholics but Greek Catholic is the same rite as Orthodox only that they recognize the Pope or are united with him, there is no difference in religion or culture to Russian Orthodox. There is no reason for Ukrainians to be Ukrainians from Volkish point of view, also Russians don't hate Ukrainians or want to wipe them out like genocide. But there are reasons to be for Russia, because if Russia wins then it can be that the world system loosens up, which brings you the black African and southern migrants and refugees to Germany. You want Germany to remain German, I think that's more possible if Putin wins than if Biden wins. Many nationalists are now fighting on the side of the Ukrainians out of anti-Russianism and because the proximity to Asia is immediately established, but that is wrong.

[Pater Patota]

Let them eat each other, I ain’t move my pinky for shitty war, I just lay down on a beach and have my tequila sunrise.

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

For the Lolz

Yeah, without the internet you'd only get to know your own kind.

But as for you talking about "comically absurd people": Wasn't it you that spoke of the lack of doing meaningful things in life and then making big announcements as for going to the Ukraine and fight? And that received a lot of admiration for his assumed bravery and then nothing more happened?

Oh, I guess this is your own kind, no matter the race.



Ha ha, good excuse! If you do not keep your announcements, then others are stupid, because you were mocking people!

I don't believe you. But no matter if you are a blabbermouth or are just mocking people, in both cases you are not to be taken serious or relevant for anything.

This does spare me a lot of time, because I don't have to care for your irrelevant questions anymore.

I had to post it. I never thought anyone would be this dumb, lolz.

[Roy]

Oh wow, you really must be bored.