Stuff I think about

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

A thread about what I randomly think about (usually when I'm in the car).

I think I would be a pretty good slave owner.

This would be my only flaw:

Occasionally I'd be too lenient and friendly. That's a mistake. As the authority, you should never be too friendly. You don't want your slaves to feel you're just one of the guys. This will lead them to step out of line and force you to crack the whip to maintain order. It's as much your fault as it is theirs when it reaches that point but you need to do what you need to do or they'll undermine putting food on your table by doing whatever they please.

To not fall into this trap, I'd have to find a way to entertain myself because the heart of the issue of being too friendly comes from being bored on the plantation. I figured a way around this is to fuck with my slaves. Say random and weird shit to them so they'll be confused ("The owl sees not what the mouse sees but rather what the squirrels eats but does not breathe.") and randomly sucker punch them. This way I'll be entertained.

The only issue that could arise from this is they might decide to kill me out of fear I'll eventually kill them because I've come across as bat-shit crazy. I'd remind them that I've never killed any of my slaves and then make it clear that if they want to come at me then do something about it because I'm not afraid of a bunch of slave faggots. This should be intimidating enough. They will cower before my lion's roar. However, setting up boobie traps in the house is an option just in case.

I would also get a slave baseball league started so they have something to do on Sundays. They can play the slaves of other plantations. I'd be manager and pitcher.

[Anglo-Celtic]

I'm descended from some Black slaves. Could I get in on Affirmative Action, slave reparations, cute girls with White guilt, and, most importantly of all, could I be an honorary member of the Black Hebrew Israelites since I'm one of the true Jews?

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

I'm descended from some Black slaves. Could I get in on Affirmative Action, slave reparations, cute girls with White guilt, and, most importantly of all, could I be an honorary member of the Black Hebrew Israelites since I'm one of the true Jews?

For at least one of these groups - I don't know if they all follow the same belief - you can be White (they would say 'look White') and a Black Hebrew Israelite, apparently. I kid you not. You just need to convince them that you have a Black paternal ancestor. The paternal line is everything to them. If your father was White and you're mom was Black, you don't count in their eyes.

It's a very weird group of people.

[Anglo-Celtic]

For at least one of these groups - I don't know if they all follow the same belief - you can be White (they would say 'look White') and a Black Hebrew Israelite, apparently. I kid you not. You just need to convince them that you have a Black paternal ancestor. The paternal line is everything to them. If your father was White and you're mom was Black, you don't count in their eyes.

It's a very weird group of people.

You're right. They now also accept Latin Americans and Native Americans, so they're not racist at all. They copied Christian Identity like the Nation of Islam copied Masons via Moorish Science Temple. See, blame the White man for these Black cults.

[NSXD60]

Cinch, first make sure the cabins are located at least 300 yards from your mansion with your deaf overseer nearby them to break up the frequent fights so your investment remains relatively undamaged, provide them with musical instruments, a hoop on a pole to drop balls through and let them keep their voodoo beliefs, no Christianity.

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

You're right. They now also accept Latin Americans and Native Americans, so they're not racist at all. They copied Christian Identity like the Nation of Islam copied Masons via Moorish Temple Science. See, blame the White man for these Black cults.

Well, they certainly are racist towards White people. It's just that they have a weird twist to it. But yeah the origins come from elsewhere. They copied it and made it their own. It comes from 19th century England when some Englishmen claimed their people were the real ancient Hebrews. The Christian Identity movement comes from that.

[Anglo-Celtic]

Well, they certainly are racist towards White people. It's just that they have a weird twist to it. But yeah the origins come from elsewhere. They just copied it. It comes from 19th century England when some Englishmen claimed their people were the real ancient Hebrews. The Christian Identity movement comes from that.

Yeah, that (non-racist) was sarcasm on my part. It's clear that the English aren't the true Hebrews; the Irish are.

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

btw, the assumption that my slaves are Black is kind of racist.

[Anglo-Celtic]

btw, the assumption that my slaves are Black is kind of racist.

I never assumed that. I pictured a harem of Spanish girls.

[NSXD60]

btw, the assumption that my slaves are Black is kind of racist.

Can't be Injuns, it was tried, Gypsies too few, Jews, too many headaches with communist prophets popping up yearly, but Chinamen yes, am I right?