Οde to Kelly Clarkson

[Faklon]

The queen has always made inspiring songs, from the most popular one:





What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone
What doesn't kill you makes a fighter

To the most underrated one, props to Trey Parker for using it in South Park:



I forgive you
We were just a couple of kids
Trying to figure out how to live
Doing it our way
No shame, no blame
'Cause the damage is done
And I forgive you
I forgive you
We were busy living the dream
Never noticed the glass ceiling falling on us
No shame, no blame
'Cause the damage is done
And I forgive you


In a society full of egoism/individualism that depends on antidepressants, Kelly strikes back and tells you:

"Ok, we created this shit (the damage is done), time to man up (what doesn't kill you makes you stronger) and fix it all up"

Angelic voice, and the figure of a big woman which you would be ashamed to call fat because of her positive attitude and smile.



+Bonus points for not using her Greek ancestry (1/8 or something) for pompous ideals of democracy and bikini islands, but just honesty.

I like my waist because it’s the smallest part of me! I love my figure but I’m part Greek which means I’m curvy.

Make a change, be like Kelly!

[Celestia]

And to top it all off she is defying the odds and paying $45k monthly in child support to her ex husband. A true feminist icon and hero indeed. We need more Kelly Clarkson’s in this world.

[Faklon]

And to top it all off she is defying the odds and paying $45k monthly in child support to her ex husband. A true feminist icon and hero indeed. We need more Kelly Clarkson’s in this world.

And it gets even better since the media constantly try to make an anorgasmic feminist out of her.

https://www.bustle.com/articles/6776...-word-feminist

No, I wouldn’t say feminist—that’s too strong. I think when people hear feminist, it’s like, “Get out of my way, I don’t need anyone.” I love that I’m being taken care of, and I have a man that’s a leader. I’m not a feminist in that sense … but I’ve worked really hard since I was 19, when I first auditioned for Idol.

Diva used to mean something great. It was a female opera singer who could floor the room. They could be like, "Oh man, she's such a diva." Now it's a negative term to throw around. We've kind of killed it in a sense. Just recently, people are starting to turn back around to where it's not such a negative, nasty feel to it.

Let at that incel husband, makes me sorry for being a male.

[Faklon]

Clarkson was raised a Southern Baptist, and still considers her Christian faith to be an important part of her life.

Clarkson is an issue-based voter who has endorsed both Republicans and Democrats and appears to evaluate them based on specific matters that are of importance to her.

Based

[Hektor12]

Real Chad women pay for divorce. I like her.

Deserves her place. Real Idol;

-Great talent
-Great voice
-Great personality, almost 0 flaws
-Appearance is standard white trash but its fine
-Religious but not at disturbing level

[Roy]

Real Chad women pay for divorce. I like her.

Deserves her place. Real Idol;

-Great talent
-Great voice
-Great personality, almost 0 flaws
-Appearance is standard white trash but its fine
-Religious but not at disturbing level

Lame songs though.

[Roy]

This is one of the weirdest threads here that I've seen and clearly a semi-trolling. What's next? Ode to Shania Twain?

[Petalpusher]

There was at some point an epidemy of this type of good gurl singers, but who doesn't enjoy a collection of truisms on repeat.

[Roy]

There was at some point an epidemy of this type of good gurl singers, but who doesn't enjoy a collection of truisms on repeat.

Natasha Bedingfield was another one. Do people remember her still?

[Richmondbread]

Honestly, she's terrible.

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