Wogs of theapricity, I am Ozywogias, king of wogs, look upon my swarthiness ye mighty and despair!!

[Hoihey]

After about 5 days in Mexico I have become king of wogs, I challenge you to find a worthier wog!

[Atlantic Reptilian]

You look like you've just lived in warm climate for some time (like many meds etc.). In northern parts of Europe there is barely enough sun to tan. I only get a bit on my forearms and legs.
I look sickly pale when I haven't tanned and stand in the sun.

[NSXD60]

If you were 12 years old you could play the lottery ticket seller as Robert Blake did in Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

[vader]

there once was a man by the name "Luso"... the rest of the story speaks for itself.