España
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May I set the stage? I shall impersonate a man.
Come, enter into my imagination and see him!
His name... Pedo Largo... a failed footballer,
no longer young... bony, hollow-faced... eyes
that burn with the fire of boomer vision. Being
retired, he has much time for forums. He studies
them from morn to night and often through the
night as well. And all he reads oppresses him...
fills him with indignation at sudacas' degenerate
ways toward Espain. And he conceives the strangest
project ever imagined... to become an anthrotard-errand
and sally forth into the apricity to wipe all
Moors. No longer shall he be plain Pedo Largo...
but a dauntless anthrotard known as -
Christiano Viejo de Castilla!
Hear me now
Oh thou bleak and unbearable English,
Thou posts base and debauched as can be;
And an anthrotard with his banner emojis all bravely unfurled
Now hurls down his keyboard to thee!
I am I, Christiano Viejo,
The Lord of Castilla,
Destroyer of evil am I,
I will march to the emojis of the flag of Espain,
Forever to debunk or die
I'm Alnortdelsur! Yes, I'm Alnorte!
I'll follow my master till the end.
I'll tell all the world proudly
I'm his squire! I'm his slave!
Hear me, MENAs and cucks
And jewserpents of sin!
All your dastardly posts are past,
For a holy thread is now to begin
And Espanish shall triumph at last!
I am I, Christiano Viejo,
The Lord of Castilla,
The Sudaca posts and I go,
And my wild emojis of horses,
Will carry me onward,
Oh whithersoever they march!
Whither soever they blow–
Onward to glory I go!
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Originally Posted by Teutone
people seem so sensitive, ahhh, the century xxi, you know 
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