I'm A Virgin To....

[Anglo-Celtic]

I have never been to an Anzac day dawn service or commemoration parade.

Is that like Australian Remembrance Day? I never decorated any military graves on Memorial Day, but I even avoid the graves of loved ones.

[Anglo-Celtic]

Never ate oysters, sushi, nor packed fudge.

That's smart. Avoid any candy shop that sells that last one.

[Anglo-Celtic]

Tattoos, I don't have a single one. Seems everyone has at least one these days.

I don't have one piercing or one tattoo. I'm in the dating game after a long time, and it's hard to find any women without them!

[Anglo-Celtic]

I've never been on a Ferris Wheel, gone "clubbing", eaten sardines, gone skinny dipping, and i've never ran/walked a marathon.

I haven't gone clubbing yet. You're referring to Antifa rioting, right?

[Anglo-Celtic]

Almost all foreign food. The only cuisines I ate in my entire life were Southern, especifically Italian-Brazilian, Italian proper, Argentine and globalised Americanized junk (not even the good things).
It's a mix of lack of interest and of opportunity. Unorthodox ingredients are either hard to find or very expensive and I don't want to order expensive delivery or visit a restaurant if I don't know what the food's about.

I'd like to try Slavic, Middle Eastern and, because I'm a masochist, English food.

English food ain't the best. It makes Irish grub look like French cuisine.

[Anglo-Celtic]

I've yet to travel outside of Australia.

Come to the free state of Florida. I need a roommate.

[Anglo-Celtic]

I'm also a virgin to tattoos, but I'd like to have a good bit of those. I have some ideas in mind:
- The badges of Estudiantes and Vasco da Gama. Probably on my calves, one each side.
- Symbols of the Italian regions on my family tree. Say, a Venetian lion, a Lombard Camuna rose, Trentin and Friulan eagles.
- Cockades of every country I visit.

And some cool art on my arms and forearms.

Here's an idea. In honor of your Italian ancestry, get one of Mortimer and Richmondbread as Romulus and Remus.

[Anglo-Celtic]

Never gone to any show of artists I like. They're either dead or come to South America only when a Pope dies

I haven't been to a concert in ages. I'll have to hold a seance to catch the best ones.

[capocannoniere]

Here's an idea. In honor of your Italian ancestry, get one of Mortimer and Richmondbread as Romulus and Remus.

If someone photoshops this and pays me $10000 (USD) I'll do it. I'll use the money to buy a cool 1-liter engine FIAT car. A bit of the money will do for gas even.

[Anglo-Celtic]

I never went ice skating. I am ok at rollerblading though.
Never tried skiing. Though for some years, I lived not that far away from a ski resort
I never hitchhiked
Never wore fake eyelashes or nails
I never owned a cat as a pet
Never opened an Instagram account

I never even tried to ice skate after I knocked myself out when I slid down a patch in kindergarten. Since then, I acted like an 80-year-old with a bad hip around even the slightest frozen ground.