I'm A Virgin To....

[Anglo-Celtic]

If someone photoshops this and pays me $10000 (USD) I'll do it. I'll use the money to buy a cool 1-liter engine FIAT car. A bit of the money will do for gas even.

That's a deal. We'll start a Go Fund Me page.

[Anglo-Celtic]

How could I forget this! I'm a virgin to reading one of James Bond's walls of text, and I dare anybody to read one from start to finish.

[Italicus]

No tattoos I guess. Also I've never been to Africa or the Middle East (been to Europe, Latin America, Asia and of course North America), that would be interesting. Though I'd probably get eaten alive in Africa Sadly I have never fired a gun either. And I don't know how to cook a lot of food, pasta is my forte haha. I've also never snowboarded (never will, skiing is better, and you know what's better than fucking skiing? The beach.)

[Cybele]

Since then, I acted like an 80-year-old with a bad hip around even the slightest frozen ground.

I think you should perhaps try again ice skating, with proper protection, though. It might help you get past your childhood "trauma" and restore your confidence. If you fall, you get up again, till you make it.

[Anglo-Celtic]

No tattoos I guess. Also I've never been to Africa or the Middle East (been to Europe, Latin America, Asia and of course North America), that would be interesting. Though I'd probably get eaten alive in Africa Sadly I have never fired a gun either. And I don't know how to cook a lot of food, pasta is my forte haha. I've also never snowboarded (never will, skiing is better, and you know what's better than fucking skiing? The beach.)

You should cook more. You have two of the tastiest groups in your genes, and Mexican ancestry would make a trifecta of delicious meals.

[Anglo-Celtic]

I think you should perhaps try again ice skating, with proper protection, though. It might help you get past your childhood "trauma" and restore your confidence. If you fall, you get up again, till you make it.

It's all good. I'll just stick to the less risky nude snowmobiling.

[capocannoniere]

English food ain't the best. It makes Irish grub look like French cuisine.

It sometimes bothers me to be a mutt of random Northeastern Italian farmer ethnicities. I'll never do for strength sports, was never the biggest boy on any groups other than my family itself, and don't still live in a hut and speak a cool century old dialect like the German-Brazilians on the other sidewalk of the Deep South.

But when I remember I've never feasted on boiled potato, eggs and sour cabbage for dinner, I thank God for being Italian, with a loud and passionate "Porco Dio".

[Mortimer]

To fuck a White Woman

[Anglo-Celtic]

It sometimes bothers me to be a mutt of random Northeastern Italian farmer ethnicities. I'll never do for strength sports, was never the biggest boy on any groups other than my family itself, and don't still live in a hut and speak a cool century old dialect like the German-Brazilians on the other sidewalk of the Deep South.

But when I remember I've never feasted on boiled potato, eggs and sour cabbage for dinner, I thank God for being Italian, with a loud and passionate "Porco Dio".

I'm of mostly British Isles descent. Luckily, no recipes stayed in the family.

[Mortimer]

To fuck a White Woman

I had sex once but only with asian women never with a white woman. I want to try it once.