How to maintain a healthy unemployment/life balance?

[Occiput in Starlight]

Any advice for balancing the two?

[Voskos]

Join the LGBT or the alt right. They're hiring.

[Occiput in Starlight]

Join the LGBT or the alt right. They're hiring.

Do they do drug testing?

[Voskos]

Do they do drug testing?

No, it would be regarded as discrimination, there's still minimum standards they do abide by. A solid university degree and one or two offshore bank accounts would help, regardless of the balance.

[Occiput in Starlight]

No, it would be regarded as discrimination, there's still minimum standards they do abide by. A solid university degree and one or two offshore bank accounts would help, regardless of the balance.

If I join, do you reckon I'll still have plenty of time for my unemployment?

[Voskos]

If I join, do you reckon I'll still have plenty of time for my unemployment?

It should indeed be your top priority. Although I can't guarantee that (my application is still being processed and can't share any similar experiences yet), arrangements could possibly be made in order not to affect your professional life. The LGBT and alt right are highly focused on their members' wellbeing, and you would be no exception. Having a happy, thriving member among them is in their best interest. Now in case you're applying to the alt right -> the Golden Membership comes with a free tutorial on how to persuade people by D. Trump, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro and Kanye West.

[Occiput in Starlight]

It should indeed be your top priority. Although I can't guarantee that (my application is still being processed and can't share any similar experiences yet), arrangements could possibly be made in order not to affect your professional life. The LGBT and alt right are highly focused on their members' wellbeing, and you would be no exception. Having a happy, thriving member among them is in their best interest. Now in case you're applying to the alt right -> the Golden Membership comes with a free tutorial on how to persuade people by D. Trump, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro and Kanye West.

I'm pretty busy writing some guy's memoir at the moment, but when I finish that up I'll give some serious thought to your suggestion.

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[Occiput in Starlight]

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[gixajo]

Do they do drug testing?

Yes, taking a drug test is an essential requirement to belong to these groups: they only accept you if you test positive for opiates, cannabis, amphetamines and cocaine (at least).