How to maintain a healthy unemployment/life balance?

[Occiput in Starlight]

It's not a profession with a great future right now, but if you like it... go ahead.

I don't have a choice.

I was born into it.

[capocannoniere]

I journeymanned in the Sahel in my 20s.

You should try going on a duck-hunting trip to Vicenza.

[Occiput in Starlight]

You should try going on a duck-hunting trip to Vicenza.

I cannot read Northern Italians.

[Incal]

If you live in Europe or the anglosphere you can live on welfare which, personally speaking, is an abject way of living. Or you can be like Incal: work your ass off for 5 or 10 years and then take one sabbatical.

[Incal]

If I were unemployed, I'd organize my time like this:

Morning
- An espresso with grappa for breakfast.
- Watch three hours of Roberto Baggio film, focus on his Juventus and World Cup games.

Afternoon
- Rice and Peas for lunch.
- From 2pm to 6pm, go to the local park or public football field and try to repeat, with minutia, the exact movement patterns you saw at the aforementioned footage.

Evening
- Namu Myōhō Renge Kyō from 6:30pm to 8:30pm
- Polenta, salame and a cup of coffee for dinner.
- Call local third division football teams for a test.

Repeat this until you get the trequartista job, score 20 goals and 20 assists in the season, then leave the club due to either knee injury or philosophical divergences with the team manager and go back to this daily routine. The ponytail will grow and get styled by itself, there is also the possibility of you shrinking to the exact height of 174cm.

Did you ever hear about this guy? This is life goals (pun intended) to me:

[capocannoniere]

Did you ever hear about this guy? This is life goals (pun intended) to me:

Lo conozco pero nunca le di mucha bola la verdad. Muchas de las historias que cuenta son inconsistentes y cambian a cada entrevista. Pero es gracioso ver lo que uno podía hacer con buen chamuyo y buenas conexiones en el pasado.